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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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All you wanted was a nice day in the park to relax. But soon, you're conscripted as a secret agent, underground, trying to deal with all manner of bullshit. Why is Bon Bo-I MEAN Special Agent Sweetie Drops dragging you everywhere, and what's at the center of this maze?

WARNING!: Contains puns.

Co-written with Eighth, who is nice and sweet and ruins all my best laid plans. <3

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I'm always happy to write the cute and the puns with my favourite writer on FiMFic.

The puns were so gay I can't even think straight.

I must applaud your ability to shitpost. It rivals my own, and that is no small feat.

Special Agent Anonymous is now my favorite headcanon.

Bon Bon seriously needs someone to fill her with bon bons. She's pent up.

Hey, you and this Eighth guy work pretty well together. :eeyup:

“We could try defying gravity,” she says with a shrug.

“Nah, I can’t hit those soprano notes.”

I see your a man of culture.

God, that final pun. I needed that laugh. Thanks. :D

Also, Men at Work? Brilliant.

Thank you for the warning about puns. I put on my Silver Quill Armor before going in.

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There are MANY. MANY. PUNS.

That was boss! You should make more adventures with anon and bon :yay:

Just as you feel the tingle, light-headedness, and slight boner of oxygen deprivation, she at last releases you and stands back with a nod.

This makes it feel so real.

Hey Pencil, did you enjoy working on this?

If you did, then this story was definitely a stroke of inspiration.

If not, then I'm sure you'd like to erase memories of it.

Huh? HUH?

“It’s the song of my people.”

Aussie Anon? Or... 80’s Anon?

I don’t… I don’t get it.

BUCK FUTTER!

that was so awesome

sequel pls

Ya know, I knew I was in for some PUNishment going in yet I still read it. Good job guys.

Fucking perfect!

You think about that a moment. She’s absolutely right, you need to be more distracting. You clear your throat softly, then cup a hand to the side of your lips, take a deep breath, and open your mouth.

“I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDEEEER!”

“I take it back.”

“WHERE BEER DOES FLOW AND MEN CHUNDERRRRR!”

“Please no.”

“CAN’T YOU HEAR, CAN’T YOU HEAR THE THUNDEEEER?!”

“Anon, I…”

“YA BETTER RUN, YA BETTER TAKE COVERRRRR!”

As an Australian I approve of this distraction.

Hilariously punny. Nicely done!

9783607
it could have been worse he could have sang "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"🎵

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