“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

time is a crime

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

A teacher and ancient brony who might have just a little too much time on his hands.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.