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What the hell is a pony?


Every department has them. The standouts. The supercops. The other guys. And for some reason, there's always one or two of THEM... a pair of loose-cannon cops who refuse to play by the rules, taking the law and throwing it in cuffs right alongside every mook and petty criminal they've apprehended on the mean streets of Ponyville.

These are the reports of two such officers in the Ponyville Police Department, Officer Cherry n' Berries and Officer Dodge Charger. Two officers that seem as determined to uphold law and order in town as they are to rip the place to shreds, upholding the hell out of law and order in town.

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An interesting premise good sir,

I am very anxious for the fallout of this little misadventure, as it stands it almost feels like half a joke. Still this is one of the best takes on Ponyville Law Enforcement I've seen and hope you continue it.


Thanks, Kandagger. We'll see where it goes from here. I plan on including plenty of property damage in the near future.

Officer Dodge Charger

I see what you did there.

Read it twice for good measure.
Bad Cops in both senses of the term, and I'm getting Duke Nukem parallels from Dodge
Let there be more property damage! :pinkiecrazy:
*Breaks the Like button*
Estimated Damage: More than I can pay for.

Reminds me of that movie of that black and white cop. Was it Blue Streak?

Still this was entertaining.

Hmmm I can see this turning out quite amazing. 574475 just outa curiosity what is you favorite line that you wrote in this chapter? I can't pick there's to many to choose from but the reading of Hoity's rights was great.

police stories, this is new to me!:pinkiehappy:

Glad you enjoyed it! Always bet on the Duke. Stop giving me ideas.
That's what we're aiming for. :trixieshiftright:
I did have some fun writing those. It's always entertaining to mess around with the Miranda rights and see if anyone notices.

...and I thought those two cops on Futurama were bad; these two are walking disaster areas!

I promise to use it in the most irresponsible way possible! :rainbowkiss:

This. No, this, right here! Brilliant! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

I love the banter and the quirks. "Estimated Damage?" Priceless.

Good sir, keep writing. And don't stop. I expect more, dammit. :moustache:

roflol!!!:rainbowlaugh: this is hilarious!! great job, i wouldn't be surprised if it made it to the feature box. i hope it does, this kind of hilarity NEEDS to be shared.:pinkiehappy:

This was great.
Different... VERY different, but great.

Yeah alright I guess
Thank you! It is, one day, my dream...
Thanks. :yay:

I'm going to hate myself for saying this but...
I'm looking forward to the Fluttershy chapter. :fluttershysad:
Hoping it'll be as glorious as this one, with 52% less hoofcuffing the innocent... or more, whichever strikes you as the better idea. :trollestia:

576327 I knew I was either all around terrible, or was insane to say that.
Seems like a bit of both. :pinkiecrazy:


Not the direction I was expecting you to take, but a much better one than I could have guessed. I love Iron Will as "Da Chief" it definitely goes a long way to explaining why these two are allowed to get away with their crap.

Also I really like the Doctor's subplot, can't wait to see where all of this goes.

Oh, you know the Doctor. He travels around, there's usually a lot of running involved. I'm glad you liked Iron Will, too. I can't wait to get more out of him.
This chapter is at least 20% more swanky thanks to you.

Sweet Celestia!!!! IRON WILL head of the PD!?!?? It just keeps getting better!!:rainbowlaugh: where do come thi stuff!?! It's hilarious!!! I wish I could put and overlapping like and fav on this story. :pinkiehappy: Iron will is right, every PD should be like his. It would make the world so much funner and give me an awesome reason to join the police. Lol, I have no idea how you are going to top this, but I'm pretty if you do, you will have broken a law of nature. :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh:

I've earned a "dis gon b gud" .gif on my story. I feel like I've achieved a milestone here.


oh god what did she do to him?!?!? poor dodge, his lifes gonna suck. :rainbowlaugh: i cant wait for the next one.:rainbowdetermined2:


Damn. And I thought 'Shy's stare was impressive. XD He just force-blinded Nimbus. XD Worlds Burned, Ponies Wept. XD

I keep clicking like, but it only gives me one.

Didn't finish reading yet because I had an idea for a story halfway through, but rest assured, I will.

I SEARCHED and searched HARD and counld find a single thinkg i would change, oh except you need to add my hospital bills to the estimated damages, because you split my sides bahahahaa :rainbowlaugh:

That was an awful, awful joke. I really cannot believe you just said that. That's worse then most of your one liners during the adventures, those are at least punny.

Oh lighten up Darey :scootangel:

Don't call me that. :ajbemused:

I am a liar and a cheat and I swear to God it will never take this long to get a chapter up again and you shouldn't listen to anything I say oh look at me it's a bucking run-on sentence now and I can't stop oh no heeeeeeeeelp

He's caught in a loop... Quick, someone hit ctrl + Break

But seriously, I just wanna say, this is awesome. Lets keep 'em coming :ajsmug:

That last one doesn't have anything to do with Discord, of course; it's just a regular prank.

You are adorable. Glad you liked the chapter. :D
Oh, he just might. The next chapter was actually going to be part of this one; I just split it in half. It's pretty wild.
Yeah, that happens to Blueblood all the time.

Ultimate suffering lol, I think Dodge would rather take his chances with discord.:trollestia:

Why cant I give this more thumbs?! I cant decide whether I liked the Doctor or Iron Will more. Both characters were perfectly exicuted and I could hear their voices in the dialogue.

Oh and jesus has a few things to say to you
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Dodge must be the pony ghost rider, he just used the penance stare.

the closeted nymphomaniac and the schizophrenic shut-in; yep royal inbreeding at its finest


You're really, really going to like Chapter 5, then.

651596 The Doc and Iron will are definitely the best parts so far (followed by the princesses), but The whole thing is fantastic. I tried to find points that could use improvement to help you out but nope.

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