(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super
Sometimes having a(n) unialicorn around just makes life better. I'm hoping Twilight's legendary ability to get stuff done in an organized and timely manner will help me finally get around to starting on and finishing that project I'm avoiding. Nevermind that it was due yesterday.
"What depths have I fallen to, when I assist somepony in finishing a LATE homework assignment?
"Thank you for your colorful commentary Twilight. I want to thank you again for being here for moral and focusing support. If you're bored I have lots of clothes that need sorting. Do you have a spell that can tell whether the stuff on the floor is clean or dirty? I kind of lost track."
"You're hopeless Super."
"Twilight, I told you, my real name is Bryan Chandler."
"So ponies--I mean humans--are reading our banter? Weird."
"Yep, that's the power of fanfiction."
WARNING: RANDOM!
WARNING: WILL INCLUDE EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT MORRO BAY CALIFORNIA!
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!
Alternate Adorable and Annoyed Alicorn picture for cover
Pony pictured precariously procured for cover
Damn you got the longest story title ever so ima have ta read it also FIRST
3517242 I wanted to make it longer but it got cut off.
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No FIRST posts!
So ads for vacationing in Morro Bay are now popping up on FimFiction for me. Oh Google AdSense, you sly dog!
Damn it. I wanted to have a stupidly long story title first. Well, I guess that The Boys Bands Have Won award is going to you then.
And just for references sake, the full, unedited title of The Bands Have Won is The Boy Bands Have Won, And All The Copyists And The Tribute Bands And The TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture To Be Shaped By Mimicry, Whether From Lack Of Ideas Or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try To Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket And Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It To The Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, Or Hold Art And Music And Literature As Fixed, Untouchable And Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try To 'Guard' Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like The Copyists And Manufactured Bands, Doing It The Worst Disservice, Because The Only Thing That You Can Do To Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, And The Boy Bands Have Won.
3517260 Did you plan this to have exactly 1,234 words?
3517604 no, but I noticed that too. Happy coincidence.
Holy Jesus Fuck, you went to Saddleback?
3521393 in Orange County? Yeah. I mostly just do field studies camping trips there. My main college is Irvine Valley College.
3521545
Hysterical, man, I attended, oh, about 5 years ago. Lived right down the street.
3521554 have you been to any of the SoCal Bronies meetups?
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Been out of town for a few months, but I'm moving back next month. I could join up.
3521674 you totally should! SoCal Bronies
dat title
3582063 I wanted to make it longer but it kept getting cut off.
Moar!
3622034 Moar is planned.
It's just a matter of getting down to writing it.
3622034 sounds like a sim.
Huh. Guess she can't head back to the library anymore.
That was a thing. It wasn't a bad thing, either.
Also, this made me laugh. :D
Enjoyable.
Eat the crust first so you save the best for last. Leave nothing to waste. Graaaahhhh! >:(
7433400 But Yamgoth, the crust is the best part!