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Super Trampoline


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In a state of life and death, two ponies must band together to steal an important gym artifact before it’s too late.


A drunk collab, agreed upon at Trick Question's BronyCon 2019 Afterparty between yours truly and the one and only author of My Little Dashie, RobCakeran53!!!

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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!

>Super Trampoline and RobCakeran53 together

What hath God wrought...

9960940
I picked you because I know you're old you've been around a bit longer than most Bronies, so I figured you probably shopped at Montgomery Wards sometime before it went out of business.

9960943
An abomination, to be sure!

rob this is what you left our lovely voice chat for

I am gonna assume this was written by alternating paragraphs and therefore is just an RP with extra steps

ROBCakeran53
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This story, this experience, can be summed up from one line of this fic.

Bets were all on the latest of them, and lemme tell ya… man, was everyone not sure of anything.

“Hey, now,” Super Trampoline responded. “If we are going to do this sort of thing, I’d like to go over safety rules and safe words and hard and soft limits first. Little did Rob Rob’s OC know that Super Trampoline was actually an up and cumming member of the BDSM community. Seriously, that was one of the highlights for him at BronyCon. Well, actually a hotel room about a third of a mile from BronyCon. Hold on, there’s a blog post about that… [Super rifles through his old blog posts] Alright here we go: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/866229/offer-i-will-tie-you-up-at-bronycon-and-possibly-let-you-tie-me-up

Is that meant to be a pun, or a typo?

He proceeded to blow open the wall beside the entrance doors. As they neared, the doors automatically opened for them, but not wanting to feel unvalidated, they chose to enter through the huge ass hole anyway.

At least they're committing to a bitt.

Sunset Shimmer was making out with Starlight Glimmer, both in pony form.

Not sure where this is going. Continue. :moustache:

“OH MAN, THE BIGGEST LESBO HORSES, besides those other two, the mint unicorn and secret spie fetish one.”

Indeed.

“I do want to note,” added Super, “That either these sapphic sweethearts are either cheating on Sci Twi and Trixie, or in an open relationship or polyamorous like I am.” It is a known fact that all polyamorous twenty-somethings are required by law to casually mention that they are polyamorous at least three times per week. Or something. There’s probably a “Hard Times” article about it.

I vote the polyamory option!

“I dunno man, this seems kinda gay to me.”

Can't get gayer, at least!

9961269
Free love, baby. Thanks for the running commentary.

9962579
That’s a really well done edit.

Don't mind me, just reviewing what to expect. :raritywink:

9986918
Maybe we should try this collab thing again but with another prompt.

I just want to bang my head against a wall after reading this...
Do it again :pinkiecrazy:

It seems Robcakeran53 is the main cast?

11315208
Indeed.

(which is a good website for finding jobs lol)

11315941

for what job it all depends.

11316166
True. They do have a pretty wide range though. I mean if you want gig work you do still sometimes find good shit on Craigslist like I'm an actor and yeah there's a lot of bullshit but I just last week got $200 for a super fun easy exercise themed music video

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