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Twilight's been meaning to ask.
Rated teen for alcohol and dick jokes.
I didn't originally mean for this to be my entry into Aragon and Friends' THE COMEDY (IS SERIOUS BUSINESS) CONTEST, but it worked out perfectly.
Content Warning: wildly waveringly written drunk dialogue. And a pun.
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Gee, Tempest, how come your mentor lets you have two wands?
Not even remotely sorry. Not given this story. Which, for the record, is more fun than it has any right to be, even if you do explain the joke. Thank you for it.
You bastard.
You absolute, magnificent bastard.
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Glad you enjoyed!
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I'm not proud but I'm not sorry.
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You should be proud.
Goddamnit Tramp
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Okay, that was great.
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Bruh
This reminds me of the 'knick knack paddy whack' joke.
Good shit.
LOL great short shot. Reminds me of a little song snippet I wrote sometime back with this ship. (No I'm not telling you the original lyrics, you gotta figure it out yourself
)
I know you want it,
I understand the pain inside
Outcast and now a rebel
Trapped in a world with a hopeful promise
Never did you think he'd be dishonest
A new world awaits both us now
Don't be shy love, I'll supply love
I got you girl, oh I got it girl
With your broken horn
Scar on your eye
Purple plush armor adorning your sexy thighs
Everybody's afraid of you, you ask for it all
But I got what you need
Fizzle I got your love, I got it all
Hold your dance balance don't you fall
Tempest 'll be at the party just one talk
You don't gotta ask me
Friendship is knocking at the door
You used to come to the party
To pluck the ponies of all the magic
You always come to the party
High up and demanding
Don't lie with it, lie with it,
The door swings wide open now
Enter the crowd and dance with me
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Sis
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Sounds 80s-ish?
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Nope. Hint: Early 2010s and R&B
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shoot my weak spot.
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Don't sweat it, I'll reveal it: It's "The Party & After Party" from the mixtape "House of Balloons"
That was aweful. Don't stop
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for massive damage?
So then how did she actually get so tall? By eating meat?
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Think you can maybe spoiler that there, pard'ner?
Brilliant
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Apparently, no, I can't. So I deleted it instead
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NO U
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My dude
Wait why is she so tall tho
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The answer is actually pretty pedestrian, but Iâll add an epilogue in a few day so.
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Is she a human
Does she know the sacred geometries!!!!
This is what happens to drunkards.
This one-shot is great! Gave me a smile all the way to the end!
I will be tracking this for the offered epilogue.
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Glad you enjoyed!
That... does raise a question; why are some mares taller than others? Age? Or genes?
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Hope it lives up to your expectations!
Cheesy Crust
Jesus Christ
Lol
Yup, it makes complete sense.
Twilight wanted to get in Fizzly's pants, and achieved her purpose.
I know this is intended to be a dumb and silly little joke-story... but we have literally seen at least three normal mares taller than Twilight off the top of my head. Fleur De Lis, Sassy Saddles, and Mistmane (and possibly Inky Rose, who is slightly taller than Rarity, who's almost the same height as Twilight). So even at a base conceptual level this entire setup for the joke makes no sense.
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I know
The picture in the A/N is hilarious.
P.S. Congratulations on the feature.
Money for nothinâ
Chicks for free.
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That little pony has her own jet airplane!
That little pony is a millionaire!
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Thank you ! :)
Classic
Oh you mmmmmother...
Well played.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Goddamnit.
Again.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I am not getting that ending at all, nor the helpful tidbit video at the end. Help a person out? I really liked this though. Idk what it is, but I love fics that involve ponies getting drunk and swapping stories.
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almost all the words rhyme with the first lines of the MLP theme song iâm glad you enjoyed it anyway!
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Hehehe
She's a big mare.
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OH okay! Yeah, I noticed that part, but I thought you were mad-libbing it so I just remained confused :'D
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Mark Knopfler reference?