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I'm a professional dingus.


Celestia accidentally educates her sister on the dangers of smoking phoenix ashes.

Rated Teen for recreational drug use and a fair amount of stupid.

Written for the March 2017 Writeoff. The prompts for this story were both this image and this image, which might help clear things up.

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Comments ( 35 )

Wow. I have no idea quite how to react to this. It made me giggle quite a bit though.

I wish this was longer instead of short.

I'm not quite sure how to react to it either, to be honest :twilightoops:


Damn hilarious, mate. Even so, let this serve as a cautionary tale to our young readers; you don't want to embarrass yourself like this.

Luna:...Celestia, how did you survive a thousand years without me?

Exactly, no pun is worth the risk :o

There are safer methods to try out extreme pun-sports. Like becoming a comedian. Or going on a chat forum.

A crack fic about drugs.

...I see what you did there.

It's nothing short of a miracle :o

Comedian? Safer? :rainbowlaugh:

But seriously, stand-up is like the Olympic gauntlet of comedy, if that's what you meant by comedian. I would not want to be a stand-up comic lol

That's why I made the comparison. :rainbowlaugh: Anything is safer than smoking phoenix ashes. :pinkiesmile:

Ohhhhh I get ya now :rainbowwild:

Also, can I just say that Celestia looks as stoned as she can be in that cover image?

Yes, I hit the pause button on the episode at just the right moment :p

The one fun thing about missing the Writeoff proper is I can accuse everyone else of getting on the train I started with Phoenix Dust (Despite technically being the last one to write! But first to upload! Hah!)

...I love Groaning forever for making the inspiration for this

I think of it less of a bandwagon and more... fanfiction of your fanfiction :o I wanted to make my own addition to the Dustverse

Yeah, that made me giggle.

“Honestly, it’s not even that good of a pun.”


Glad to see it on Fimfic. As funny as the first time I read it. :pinkiehappy:

Ok, Celestia's doin' some weird bullshit again...

I'm glad you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

8085772 Cool! Fan work! You're the best! :rainbowwild:

Aw thanks, no problem :raritywink:

Was this inspired by the other fic of Celly and Luna smoking Phoenix ashes?

In any case, it looks great and I can't wait to read it.

Edit: Not bad. I liked it. Noticed that Celly needed to be at 420 when the Doc said she needed to be higher. That was pretty clever.

Actually, both of our stories were spurred by the same picture. It was part of a writing contest where the writing prompts were pictures.

I'm glad to hear you liked it! :>

I'm physically facepalming, yet also smiling. As good a summary for this story as any other I can think of.

Man, now I feel like a holdout and/or procrastinator for waiting for 4/20 to post mine. :rainbowwild:

Also, why not "Wherein Luna Cannot Even"?

Typo alert!

She tries to keeps

This was so funny, though. I don't think I reviewed it during the writeoff but I did read and enjoy it.

I am oddly proud my story induced such a reaction lol

Hmm, dunno. Good suggestion :o

Also, I knew you were waiting till then to post, so I figured that'd be too much 4/20 for one 4/20 :o

Thank you for pointing that out! :>

And I am glad you enjoyed it, fellow 4/20 jokemaster :v

Did you win the contest?

Not quite, came in 19th.

However, there was pretty fantastic competition. One of them (the winner, in fact) is in the feature box right now :twilightsmile:

ok besides punching myself square in the dongles for leaving this on my read it later list, i am GOING to find a way to use baked thermal units and kilajoints in a sentance, in real life, during a normal conversation just to see the reaction i get from it :pinkiecrazy: oh also have a like and a fave for this one

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