In a state of life and death, two ponies must band together to steal an important gym artifact before it’s too late.

A drunk collab, agreed upon at Trick Question's BronyCon 2019 Afterparty between yours truly and the one and only author of My Little Dashie, RobCakeran53!!!

Luster Dawn has an incredibly weird dream. I think. I... I'm honestly not sure what's going on here. Something. That's for sure.

Here are the people who did most of the work concocting this monstrocity:

Add your name here if you’re adding to this:
(Super Tramp)oline ha ha funny I edited his name so it looks like his name is super tramp xDDDD
TheMajorTechie (TONKUS takes no responsibility for anything that is mentioned here. Ever. ‘Cause holy heck. Also kinda flooded the story near the end with something a little more logical before it broke down and was flushed away like toilet paper or something again)
_Moonshot (regret)
Noodling Commodore [ I’m not sure who this is]
Cereal-Killer
WhatDidIJustRead
Bobbakeran69 author of bast bins
Stand Master: Wonder
Odina Rose (I already regret this.) (Actually never mind. I regret nothing.)
Zapper Frost (I'm already loving this)

Man, a lot of stuff happens in this story. Spike ODs on cocaine, Twilight has to revive him, somepony gets murdered, Gilda is a baker now I think, the CMC beat up Diamond Tiara, and there's a gryphon pimp named Pussycat McGee. Oh also Rick Sanchez briefly shows up for some reason. An exceedingly dumb collab with TheRedBrony, created after a drunk/high agreement to create such a monstrosity at BronyCon.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, TheRedBrony wrote a story I really liked.

Author's Note:
According to the rules, posting the same story twice is okay if the two versions have different ratings.
Read the original teen-rated version here.

Tempest Shadow becomes a Commie, a pink cloud invades canterlot, Discord needs help filing taxes, and Pinkie is hungry. Plus Chuck Norris gets stoned.

A collab with TheMajorTechie. The amazing cover art is by him.

Author's Note:
According to the rules, posting the same story twice is okay if the two versions have different ratings.

Here's the Original.
Mayor Sir Mixalot gets thrown in jail for money laundering 'cause his dog is a narc!

A collaboration with the one and only CrispySparrow!

In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes, then turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her brother.

Contains: drug use, expletives, mild incest, foreplay, and alluded to but not described intercourse.

You go to Space. A collab with the amazing and lovely Cynewulf. Seriously, go follow her now.

CLICK HERE FOR THE COOL JAZZ SOUNTRACK!

Twilight's castle is on fire, she's missing her wings, reality is collapsing, and things just get weirder and stupider from there.

A wonky collab with Ryza. Things went off the rails.

When Roseluck's robot threatens the livelihood of flower ponies everywhere, it's up to Lily Valley and Daisy to be Luddites and bring it down. Will they succeed?

A collaboration with the one and only No Raisin!
Beautiful cover Art by TheMajorTechie.

Mayor Sir Mixalot gets thrown in jail for money laundering 'cause his dog is a narc!

A collaboration with the one and only CrispySparrow!