A human, a pony, and 576 cabbages shipwreck on a deserted island. The human wants to eat the pony. The pony wants to eat the cabbages. The cabbages aren't sapient creatures and thus have no thoughts on the matter. Reeking of untapped potential, this is a very dumb, disappointing, and unfunny--yet somehow authorized--parody of The Savage Way.
My apologies, Horse Voice. You didn't deserve this.
Speaking of undeserved, praise for the story from Cynewulf:
âBetter than Waiting for Godot, more Tragic than King Lear, more filled with cabbages than a smallish box of cabbages
9/10 cabbages would lettuce this salad of destinyâ
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Carouso?
*Crusoe
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I blame the characters. They obviously don't know how to spell. Definitely not the author's fault. Nope!
Are you sure? Until this point, it was pretty spot-on. The original even used the expression "gift horse."
7227196 I read the interview about it and the comments but that's it.
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Did I mention that I sometimes reflect the tone of what I just read?
Also, where did you find that cover art? You wrote your short description where the image source should be.
7227445 oops. Should go to proper place now.
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Somehow, this was the funniest part. :) And I absolutely do need to read Mother of Invention, thank you for the reminder!
Fish and chips! :V
well, I don't regret i have read that.
I feel like now I shouldn't have to read the original.
7231064 horse voice has a lot of of other unsettling stories i haven't managed to ruin yet.
Better than Waiting for Godot, more Tragic than King Lear, more filled with cabbages than a smallish box of cabbages
9/10 cabbages would lettuce this salad of destiny
7231780 up next: When the Levis break: daring do rips her jeans and has to go home to fix them.
7231832 fantastic
Okay, I legit laughed. It's good to see that this story follows Cole's Law. [1]
I'm sure you had to really resist the temptation to make more bad salad puns.
After all, when in Rome, do as the Romaines do.
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When they left the sound stage? You mean, when they went to their dressing room?
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[1] thinly sliced cabbage
7232888 IT'S HAPPENING
7231132 What you said plus your profile picture makes what you said so much better. The face...
7233207 was a three dollar commission. If you want a three dollar commission in that style i'll hook you up
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We were so close to a favorite here. Oh well. Back to the ice.
7233391 I have a hard time getting myself to read dark stories.
7233338 It's ok. I was just saying how what you said plus your profile pic face was funny.
Cute.
I couldn't resist.
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7233560 You sure you haven't? You referenced it by saying gift horse in the mouth. That's a pretty common idiom but it stuck out in The Savage Way
7489119 Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!
I feel like this could have been better had they actually been doing productive things with the cabbages while bad mouthing them.
7512058 yes. This is great.
Absolutely and entirely bizarre. I donât know how to feel about this.
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That makes at least two of us.
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How do you have so many parodies of stuff Iâve (probably?) read?
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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I suppose it can be! (Though I never really got that one personally)
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Also I would have sworn I was following you!
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... I was under the impression you followed everyone tbh? Or just had the widest friend circle on the site.