Rainbow Dash really wants to buy a hat from Applejack, but for some asinine reason she plans on taking 2000 chapters to do so. Man, who would write such drivel? Who would bother parodying it? Super Trampoline, apparently.
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Y'know, Fimfic authors aren't helping my Read Later list get any smaller! Curse them authors!
7419783 Me and my 102 (and growing) read-later-list knows how you feel.. I find new stuff I wanna read faster than I can read them,
so the list just grows.. everytime I finish a story or two, I add at least 3 new ones, AND I write my own stuff as well when I'm not reading others stories...
Only 999,000 words to go! I'm so excited! Which you can tell because I'm using these!
You've made such wonderful mistakes.
How long until this is complete, you think?
7420830 depends. What do you think the current course of human longevity is?
7420858 About four months.
7420860 is November really only 4 months away? Dear me, it's going to be a long 4 months.
I've not yet read Appledashery, but you have a decent Skirtsian tone going. Still, you need more wordless mouth-noises in the dialogue and many more mentions of fluff, ears, and fluffy ears.
... I'm detecting silliness. Maybe it's just me, though...
7421674 Oh no, you're hardly the only one.
7421510 I don't have the patience to write the amount of non-dialogue emotional wangst that Skirts does. my stories tend to be very dialogue heavy, something I'm working on.
Moronic Rainbow Dash being extra retarded?
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7425870 You must be new here.
7444144
Wow, this was a week ago....Awkward...
ANYWAYS! The earlier post was like...super not serious! Yeah, I just like to, ya know, like, have fun and stuff like everyone else! Spectacular! Have a super day!
A parody of the longest, most heartbreaking, greatest where are the goshdarned cuddles we were promised cuddles and I still haven't seen a trace fanfiction I've ever cried over read? I'm in.
Oh, hey, look at that! Dash is upset about something that she A) has no control over and B) isn't actually a problem! It really is Appledashery! Now all we need is a few mentions of freckles, orange skies and an entirely socially awkward Dash that makes me look like an extrovert!
*gasps* there's a plot? Perhaps Appledashery is actually the parody of this, rather than the other way around?
Since when did Twilight know about the hat? Why am I actually trying to take this story semi-seriously? Why am I asking myself questions that I can't answer? Why can't I stop?
I demand a refund! The hat quotient is not sufficient.
7446706 it's almost like the story causes strong conflicting emotions!
7446732 She's telepathic. Or Rarity chatted with her. I dunno.
7447268 like the story this parodies, I intend for it to take forever to get anywhere.
Unnecessary subplot....ENGAGE!
"Lower Bardigiano. Don't ask; it's a long story."
Huh. Just found this today while searching for the original and tracked it on a lark. Didn't expect it to update so soon!
7912601 Statistics lie. That is to say, That probably won't be a regular occurrence. But thanks anyway! :)
Back again!
Cool topography indeed.
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Ummmmm heh heh no comment.
This made me laugh real hard, I love it.
These arts are great great good
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Glad to hear. I should probably update this
Thought about this again so I'm rereading it and I bucking love it
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Lol glad to hear. I should really write some more of this balderdash. Haberbalderdashery
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Haberbalderdashery, I like it