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This story is a sequel to The Twilight Enema
Cadance needs Twilight's help getting the parental controls on her TV disabled so she can watch porn.
The final story of the exciting Celestia Chode tetralogy! Now on Equestria Daily!
Cover credits: Heart Butt
Cadance with Braces
"Wrong Neighborhood" Twilight
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This is going to like the Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death of the alicorn-mystery-trilogy isn't it?
Something you settle for, because you are now convinced as short comedy one-off is going to be the best you'll ever get in that regards, and a slightly odd way to technically be the last thing the series ever sees.
(Except for six years later, when it actually get a new series pseudo-kinda-reset-but-not-really updated for current audiences.)
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incorrigible
/ÉŞnËkÉrÉŞdĘÉŞb(É)l/
adjective
1. (of a person or their behaviour) not able to be changed or reformed.
"he's an incorrigible provocateur"
synonyms: inveterate, habitual, confirmed, hardened, incurable, of dubious parentage, irreformable,
irredeemable, beyond hope/redemption, unrepentant, unapologetic, unashamed
noun
1. an incorrigible person.
"all repeat offenders, and all of them real hard-case incorrigibles, not one of whom can write"
Also, M'aam is spelled with two as as any fule know.
Thumbs up for mentioning THAT ONE TWILUNA STORY. You know the one.
Well that was... something. I don't know what it was, but I like it.
whaaaat
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DAMMIT THIS ISN'T FINISHED YET IT'S NOT ACTUALLY PUBLISHEDIt is nowschlep schlep schlep
Someone's off their meds again.
8120204 Actually interestingly enough as I've drastically lowered my dosage of ADHD medication and concurrently lowered my anxiety levels, I've been masturbating a lot less for much shorter durations.
What the Fuck did I just read
8120288 derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/8/444135__safe_solo_pinkie+pie_image+macro_reaction+image_milkshake_you+must+be+new+here.jpg
Pure unfiltered genius.
This story is poo poo.
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I find myself laughing 3 times throughout this story
Yes I counted
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the plot of this story schlepped past my mind!
The fourth wall's sole purpose of existence is to be violated and utterly destroyed. This story satisfies me.
Kill me.
Why does this exist, how have I already read it, and HOW DID IT GET INTO MY FAVORITES
Excuse me, but you have my sides.
So thanks for that.
8120960 Replace "Beer" with "This story":
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8121021 What is your profile picture? That style looks familiar.
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Itâs from Oglaf.
Dafuq dis I just read this
8121345 Correct, sir. It's the nonplussedest expression ever drawn.
As a parody of the Celestia Code series, it leaves something to be desired. As a Super Trampoline work, it is exemplary. And I learned a new vocabulary word!
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8198180 glad you appreciated it!
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Meh.
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Hem
the fuck
Also, your link to Taco Tuesday is dead. :B
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Blame the siteâs shitty new policy of not allowing access to unpublished stories unless they have a password set up. Iâm going to have to go back and fix a lot of references.
I approve. XD
Oh Cadance you silly filly you. TwiLuna is best ship.
Full review here, but in brief: had its moments, especially re shipping, but this is clearly a YMMV fic and mine varied downwards.
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Thanks for the review. Most of my stories probably aren't the type you'll enjoy, given the randomness involved. I recommend if you review more of my stories, maybe stick to the ones without the random tag, as those are typically more serious. Even the comedy ones.
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Well, I like some utter randomness, but like I say, it's so YMMV. I enjoyed Fluttershy is best pony, as you know. As far as the future goes, I have Feeling That Way and [white space] in the queue. No randomness there!
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Two of my better stories. You also might like Don't Look Back in Anger.
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Oh my God, it is based (however vaguely) on the song! I love that song! *adds fic to queue*
So now, Cadance and Shining Armor were in Softcore Porn. If they need extra money, they cannot go back to that because the Internet killed Softcore Horn:
People only watched Softcore Porn because Hardcore Porn was unavailable where they lived. The Softcore Business did well in 1990, was on lifesupport in 2000, and dead by 2010.
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Sometimes I want 48 minutes of hi-def super nasty kinky bdsm shit. Sometimes I just want to look at pictures of cute naked people. Soft core porn still has a place in this world.