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This story is a sequel to Nightmare Moon is a...Salespony?!


Chrysalis has invaded Canterlot. However, Nightmare Moon is awaiting her with her sales proposals. Is there no end to her sales pitches?!


Set in "A Canterlot Wedding". Not to be taken seriously.

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"... AND TRYING TO RECONFIGURE YOUR CONTRACT USING HER TEAM OF DRONE LAWYERS THAT ARE UNDERPAID. BUT IF YOU SIGN ONTO OUR PLUS CARE PACKAGE YOU CAN GET ONE FREE TRIAL OF SKILLSHARE AND LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY READ LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACTS."

Chrysalis: <incoherent screaming>

Anyways, fun as always, thanks for the story Sin~!

Sin?

I can say without a shadow of a doubt that these short stories, either in the explosion-verse or the salespony- verse, will never not be funny.

Keep up the good work, I can't wait to see what you come up with next.

why have I done this

Because Sin, you are awesome and so are these shit-posts. Keep them coming so I can keep on laughing.

why have I done this

Because you're weird, and I love it. :rainbowlaugh:

You know what Luna needs?, She needs a team up with Phil Swift so they can combine their power and put together a rock ship to the moon only held together by the power of Flex tape

who thinks she's going to go for the storm empire or the hippogriffs next

This has the potential to reach beanis levels of stupid. I'm so excited.

By the sounds of it, NMM reformed Discord via sales pitch.
I wonder what kind of proposal she would have for for Sombra or Sunset.
I mean if Twilight and the others didn't need the Elements of Harmony for NMM, Sunset wouldn't be after the Element of Magic. I would expect Sunset to appear through the mirror, and NMM, knowing from Celestia that she was likely to appear, would offer her a job or position or something.

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This NMM could sell hippogryphs insurance against falling down stairs. Love it.

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Well, of we're going in show order, Sombra and the Crystal Empire would be next.

"I did not agree to this."
*holding gun to head* "shut up and say the line."
"This comment is brought to you by Audible. Audible is a-"
"CUT! MORE ENTHUSIASM!"
why am I doing this?

So, how would NMM deal with Starlight Glimer an dher quest for equality for all then? I'd love to see that.

I would like to see this version of Nightmare Moon meet with brothers Flim and Flam. This confrontation and attempts to outplay each other must be legendary.

Why are these so flipp'n entertaining!? :rainbowlaugh:

So, Nightmare Moon has been Riegeled.

The horror! The horror!

Poor little buggo's gotten into more than she can handle, it seems...

Omg this is so funny. The sponsoring and contracts nightmare moon does is great.

You think the changeling lawyers would have been better at out smarting nightmaremoon and her lawyers. lol

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Riegeled: Made to shill like Sam Riegel.

(Just watch the first 5 minutes of any episode of campaign 2 or 3 of Critical Role)

These are so damn fun! I love the fact everyone else just sits back and snacks because it's so entertaining.

Do you think you can crossover this with the Twilight blows things up series? Now that you turned it into a series to?

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Twilight blows up the dimensional barrier.
NMM offers her a job.
Eternal night is now a franchise business.

Wonder what deal she gave Twilight to turn her into her right hoof.

“Wait, changelings have lawyers?”

You mean hideous creatures who suck the life out of everything they touch? Of course. They're *all* lawyers, after all. They tend to be attracted by time-shares.

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75% off all book purchases? Access to her library of ancient and rare books? Both?

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Same way any red-blooded American Equestrian deals with damn, dirty commies! Sic the CIA on them!

“She just found out she signed on a time-share,” Celestia chuckled.

Oh damn, she is still evil!

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I think that would go on for eternity.

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commies, leftists, anarchists, democrats, italians, socialists, subsistence farmers in south america/southeast asia...

basically anyone who isn't right wing, nationalist, or nominally against the things the cia stands against.

“AND WITH NORDVPN,” Nightmare Moon bellowed with the Royal Canterlot Voice. “YOU CAN MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVER TRACKS YOUR LOCATION AND BROWSING HISTORY! USE CODE NMM FOR TWENTY PERCENT OFF! CHANGELINGS, YOU CAN NOW WATCH ALL THE CUTE CAT VIDEOS YOU EVER WANT WITHOUT CHRYSALIS HUNTING YOU DOWN-”

Honestly. I've only seen one channel have NordVPN as a sponsor (Kakarot197), and he integrates it pretty well into his stuff without really ruining the video.

I can imagine hitting up Tirek with a Raid Shadow Legends ad XD

“What is this madness?” Chrysalis yelped. “I could just blast you into oblivion-”

Nightmare Moon lifted her glasses up, her expression a stony one. “The windigos tried that. Want to try me?”

:trollestia:

So does that mean that the other side of the planet God eternal day ? Don’t they get a say in things.

The changelings are in, baby! Also poor Chryssi on that timeshare...

What's a timeshare?

“Hm,” Nightmare Moon flipped the pages and pointed. “Clause Nine. All disguised changelings are to remove their disguises, otherwise, they will be liable to being thrown in prison or getting their moon pie privilege revoked.”

“NOT THE MOON PIES!” a pony in the room suddenly revealed herself to be a changeling, before buzzing away immediately.

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