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Spike pressures Fluttershy to drink too much soda, because it turns him on. She burps all the way to Earth, makes a familiar friend, and has to find a way back home.

Based loosely on a prompt from Regidar. Loosely.

Additional Tags: [Burppunk], [Surrealistic Drivel], [Time Travel]

Rated Teen for frank discussion of and implication of, but not actual depiction of masturbation


[2/11/2014 11:44:43 PM] Bryan Chandler: regi. Giver me a [YAY!] crazy prompt idea
[2/11/2014 11:44:48 PM] Bryan Chandler: i wanna write a pony fic
[2/11/2014 11:44:52 PM] Regidar: k
[2/11/2014 11:44:54 PM] Regidar: what genre
[2/11/2014 11:44:56 PM] Bryan Chandler: but keep it teenish
[2/11/2014 11:45:02 PM] Bryan Chandler: emphasis on ish
[2/11/2014 11:45:04 PM] Bryan Chandler: um
[2/11/2014 11:45:05 PM] Bryan Chandler: idk
[2/11/2014 11:45:10 PM] Bryan Chandler: give me a few to choose from
[2/11/2014 11:45:16 PM] Bryan Chandler: challaenge me
[2/11/2014 11:45:21 PM] Regidar: here, stupid crackfic
[2/11/2014 11:45:35 PM] Regidar: spike give fluttershy soda after soda, because burping is his fetish
[2/11/2014 11:45:49 PM] Regidar: and then he has her drink like 50
[2/11/2014 11:45:55 PM] Regidar: and an earthquake hits
[2/11/2014 11:47:37 PM] Bryan Chandler: i...
[2/11/2014 11:47:43 PM] Bryan Chandler: yeah, that's pretty [YAY!] crazy
[2/11/2014 11:47:53 PM] Regidar: I was gonna write it and have clop
[2/11/2014 11:48:03 PM] Regidar: she burps because spike [YAY!] her rustles her stomach
[2/11/2014 11:48:04 PM] Regidar: but

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Comments ( 35 )

>Surrealistic Drivel
My favorite!:pinkiehappy:

I don't know what's happening right now.

Something about strawberry yogurt mentos and a bodacious dude named Radiger.

I don't know what's happening right now.

3978922

Regardless of my stupidity, I applaud you for successfully lowering my IQ by 10 points.

I may just have to consider soda-induced burping as my new fetish in honor of your ingenious piece of literature.

3978891 I don't think anyone has used the word bodacious to describe me before :pinkiehappy:

they also can't fly
or you know
TALK

>radiger
WONDER WHO THAT IS

i would have shed 8 you fucking idiot

>those last lines
>this emotion
:applecry:

So Spike Fluttershy drinking soda gets you off? Sad thing is I think I concur... :facehoof:

This was sure uh interesting.... :rainbowhuh:

I deem this story to be Breast of the Chest!

I don't know what this was, but i liked it.

4748197 I'm glad you liked it. This was me writing plot-driven randomness with no regard for good taste.

Thirty Drinks Drunk Dirt Cheap

If I remember correctly, that is a reference to (I think) Motley Crue's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
It might've been Van Halen or KISS. Not sure which.

6971543 Ah. Me and my dad only like Thunderstruck by them.

6971574 yeah, AC/DC is generally a bit crude, juvenile, and simplistic for my taste, but I do like thunderstruck and dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

6971579 If it's Rock from the late 60's or classic Metal, give me the headphones.

See, horses can't burp. We're talking man's steed: Ponies.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

SHE'S GOING TO FUCKING NARNIA

The next day, the residents of the town pointed angry hooves at Your, saying "You shook me all night long!"

I hate how much I'm okay with this.

several hundred furlongs per hour

pls

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

In what may surprisingly be the most surreal thing associated with this fic, that website about Saipan has since been replaced by a home & bath blog.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I just don't think I can get over the Esperanto.

"So, Mrs. Mom, about your loan application..."
"Oh, please, call me My. Mrs. Mom is my mom."
"What? I thought you were My Mom."
"Really? Well, there was that one time in Los Pegasus..."

9541802
Oh my God. And if you read through it a bit it sounds like an alien trying to imitate english articles.

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