About Me

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow
Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie
I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm
that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79
I think your very existence on this site is just a huge shitpost. ~Punished Yamsmos
the short version is, a 3-line haiku about Luna shoving stars up Celestia's ass is not a valid entry. ~ GaPJaxie
Prepare for cancer ~ Muggony
Oh god
The madlad ~Anon Y Mousse
Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible. ~PresentPerfect

[This] is dumb as fuck, but it’s funny, so I won’t downvote it.

~ TexasUberAlles

Spacecowboy
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05/08/2017

@some guy One or two things had a semblance of him trying, at one point, way back. Since then he's gone full retard shitposter.

1. Aragón
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   09/01/2017

   I think trampoline is a good person

2. [
   4:38 PM
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   nice chap

3. [
   4:38 PM
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   I also think as a writer he's forgettable

one of the fanfic writers to ever exist~Spazz Kid

IMPORTANT NOTE: Everything below here is like at least five six years old:

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heteroflexible feminist pro-choice pro-Palestinian anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

Ponies I Ship:
(I don't get defensive if you don't like these though, nor will I knock your own shipping choices, however unrealistic it may be that the mane six are suddenly all unusually horny lesbians in your trashy tasteless clopfic that makes the featured box.)

Doctor Whooves x Fleur Dis Lee
Octavia Melody-Scratch x Vinyl Melody-Scratch
Flashpan Alley x Ereton Parallax (my flagship pairing)
Flash Sentry x Sweetie Belle
Fluttershy Dovetail x Robin Dovetail (mature)
Twilight x Discord

If they have the same last name, it's because they're married. Not because I write incest. You sick fuck.

CELESTIA is best least appreciated most under-appreciated princess!

Things I Hate Strongly Dislike:
Republican politicians and sheeple

Stuff I Like/Love

On the other hoof, I'm quite fond of my pink and yellow fuzzy hat. I found it and a duplicate in a thrift shop in Northern Coltifornia.
I love to ride my bike, and I can probably beat you in Scrabble or Connect 4, but probably not chess.
I sing (Baritone/Tenor) and play piano, organ, French horn (thus my cutie mark), bass guitar, drum set, and a little flute and accordion.

LIST OF TYPES OF MUSIC GENRES I LIKE

Alternative | Alternative Rock | College Rock | Experimental Rock | Goth Rock | Grunge | Hardcore Punk | Hard Rock | Indie Rock | New Wave | Progressive Rock | Punk | Anime | Blues | Acoustic Blues | Chicago Blues | Classic Blues | Contemporary Blues | Country Blues | Delta Blues | Electric Blues | Children’s Music | Lullabies | Sing-Along | Stories | Classical | Avant-Garde | Baroque | Chamber Music | Chant | Choral | Classical Crossover | Early Music | High Classical | Impressionist | Medieval | Minimalism | Modern Composition | Opera | Orchestral | Renaissance | Romantic | Wedding Music | Comedy | Novelty | Standup Comedy | Country | Alternative Country | Americana | Bluegrass | Contemporary Bluegrass | Contemporary Country | Country Gospel | Honky Tonk | Outlaw Country | Traditional | Bluegrass | Traditional Country | Urban Cowboy | Dance | Breakbeat | Dubstep | Exercise | Garage | Hardcore | House | Jungle/Drum’n'bass | Techno | Trance | Disney | Easy Listening | Bop | Lounge | Swing | Electronic | Ambient | Downtempo | Electronica | IDM/Experimental | Industrial | Enka | French Pop | German Folk | German Pop | Fitness & Workout | Hip-Hop/Rap | Alternative Rap | Dirty South | East Coast Rap | Gangsta Rap | Hardcore Rap | Hip-Hop | Latin Rap | Old School Rap | Rap | Underground Rap | West Coast Rap | Holiday | Chanukah | Christmas | Christmas: Children’s | Christmas: Classic | Christmas: Classical | Christmas: Jazz | Christmas: Modern | Christmas: Pop | Christmas: R&B | Christmas: Religious | Christmas: Rock | Easter | Halloween | Holiday: Other | Thanksgiving | Indie Pop | Industrial | Inspirational – Christian & Gospel | CCM | Christian Metal | Christian Pop | Christian Rap | Christian Rock | Classic | Christian | Contemporary Gospel | Gospel | Christian & Gospel | Praise & Worship | Southern Gospel | Traditional Gospel | Instrumental | March (Marching Band) | J-Pop | J-Rock | J-Synth | J-Ska | J-Punk | Jazz | Avant-Garde Jazz | Big Band | Contemporary Jazz | Cool | Crossover Jazz | Dixieland | Fusion | Hard Bop | Latin Jazz | Mainstream Jazz | Ragtime | Smooth Jazz | Trad Jazz | K-Pop | Karaoke | Kayokyoku | Latino | Alternativo & Rock Latino | Baladas y Boleros | Brazilian | Contemporary Latin | Latin Jazz | Pop Latino | Raíces | Reggaeton y Hip-Hop | Regional Mexicano | Salsa y Tropical | New Age | Environmental | Healing | Meditation | Nature | Relaxation | Travel | Opera | Pop | Adult Contemporary | Britpop | Pop/Rock | Soft Rock | Teen Pop | R&B/Soul | Contemporary R&B | Disco | Doo Wop | Funk | Motown | Neo-Soul | Quiet Storm | Soul | Reggae | Dancehall | Dub | Roots Reggae | Ska | Rock | Adult Alternative | American Trad Rock | Arena Rock | Blues-Rock | British Invasion | Death Metal/Black Metal | Glam Rock | Hair Metal | Hard Rock | Metal | Jam Bands | Prog-Rock/Art Rock | Psychedelic | Rock & Roll | Rockabilly | Roots Rock | Singer/Songwriter | Southern Rock | Surf | Tex-Mex | Alternative Folk | Contemporary Folk | Contemporary Singer/Songwriter | Folk-Rock | New Acoustic | Traditional | Folk | Soundtrack | Foreign Cinema | Musicals | Original Score | Soundtrack | TV | Soundtrack | Spoken Word | Vocal | Standards | Traditional Pop | Vocal Jazz | Vocal Pop | World | Africa | Afro-Beat | Afro-Pop | Asia | Australia | Cajun | Caribbean | Celtic | Celtic Folk | Contemporary Celtic | Drinking Songs | Europe | France | Hawaii | Indian Pop | Japan | Japanese Pop | Klezmer | Middle East | North America | Polka | South Africa | South America | Traditional Celtic | Worldbeat | Zydeco

If you want to know specific favorite songs of mine, just ask me.

Goals

[X] Publish 1 story
[X] Publish 2 stories
[X] Publish 4 stories
[X] Publish 8 stories (11/20/2013)
[X] Publish 10 stories (11/26/2013)
[X] Publish 20 stories (2/20/14)
[ ] Publish 40 stories
[ ] Publish 80 stories
[ ] Publish 100 stories

Write a story with
[X] 1,000 words
[X] 2,000 words
[X] 4,000 words
[X] 8,000 words
[X] 10,000 words
[ ] 20,000 words
[ ] 40,000 words
[ ] 80,000 words
[ ] 100,000 words

[X] 1 story view
[X] 10 story views
[X] 100 story views
[X] 1,000 story views
[X] 2,000 story views (11/28/13)
[X] 4,000 story views (12/19/13)
[X] 8,000 story views (3/1/14)
[X] 10,000 story views (4/1/14)
[ ] 20,000 story views
[ ] 40,000 story views
[ ] 80,000 story views
[ ] 100,000 story views

Have a single story with:
[X] 1 view
[X] 10 views
[X] 100 views
[X] 200 views
[X] 400 views
[X] 800 views (12/8/13)
[X] 1,000 views (12/21/13)
[X] 2,000 views (1/20/14)
[X] 4,000 views (4/5/14)
[ ] 8,000 views
[ ] 10,000 views

Have a single story with:
[X] 1 comments
[X] 10 comments
[X] 100 comments
[X] 200 comments
[X] 400 comments
[X] 800 comments (1/15/14)
[X] 1,000 comments (4/23/14)
[ ] 2,000 comments
[ ] 4,000 comments
[ ] 8,000 comments
[ ] 10,000 comments

Have a single story with:
[X] 1 upvote
[X] 10 upvotes
[X] 20 upvotes
[X] 40 upvotes
[X] 80 upvotes (1/22/14)
[X] 100 upvotes
[X] 200 upvotes (5/29/14)
[ ] 400 upvotes
[ ] 800 upvotes
[ ] 1,000 upvotes

[X] 1 follower
[X] 10 followers
[X] 20 followers (12/5/13)
[X] 40 followers (1/4/14)
[X] 80 followers (4/15/14
[X] 100 followers (5/1/14]
[ ] 200 followers
[ ] 400 followers
[ ] 800 followers
[ ] 1,000 followers

[X] Read a story that's over 200k words long
[X] Read a story that's over 300k words long
[ ] Read a story that's over 400k words long
[ ] Read Past Sins
[ ] Read Fallout: Equestria

[X] Read a series that's over 1M words long
[X] Catch up on the Austraeoh Series (3/17/14)

[X] Make the popular story box (4/9/14)
[ ] Get featured on FimFiction
[ ] Get featured on Equestria Daily
[ ] Get featured on the family refrigerator

Other:
[X] Temporarily take over fimfiction banner ads (11/21/13)
[X] Sort of collaborate with SS&E (And now Rainbow Bob)
[X] Collaborate with TotallyNotaBrony
Useful stuff

Horse Vocabulary The last page is especially useful as it includes all the body parts.

Simple Concordance Program This program lets you analyze the word frequency of text files, and probably do other stuff too. Very useful for making sure you don't over use certain words or phrases, for example, I am prone to overusing the word "perhaps"

To Rename a Link on EQD:

HalflingPony replied to your comment on / http://www.equestriadaily.com/:

Just do this:

{a href="[link goes here]"}[Text you want goes here.]{/a}

and replace the '{' and '}' with '<' and '>'.

Two of my favorite artists:

Sufjan Stevens

Paul Simon

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Are you still reading this?
Do you want to know a (not very well kept) secret?
I'm not really a human.
Well, I mean, I currently have a human form.
I seem to acquire it naturally when I go through the portal.
But I'm really a pony who lives in Ponyville most of the time.
Oh wait, that's kind of implied at the top of my bio page.
Huh. This is a little awkward.
Well, have a great day everyone!

~Super Trampoline

Comments

[Super Trampoline]

For those of you who are wondering, I'm doing this in conjunction with the new userpage layout. This was I can put [page_break] so that it doesn't completely eat up my front page.

[Azusa]

>Octavia Melody-Scratch x Vinyl Melody-Scratch
Do lesbians always take both each other's family names when they get married?

[Super Trampoline]

1633638 that's up to the couple. I don't personally know any married lesbians (I'm 21, I don't personally know many married straight people either.)

[gardrek]

This is kind of out of nowhere, but I just wanted to ask: Why does this story have no words? Is it an error or some sort of meta thing? (Either way, I plan on reading the other one soon.)
P.S: I would have put this on the story, but there doesn't seem to be a way to comment on a story with no chapters...

[Super Trampoline]

3045939 it has no words because I haven't written it yet. Originally it was going to involve Octavia and vinyl eating at a fancy restaurant and getting crap from the fellow patrons for being lesbians but I realize that Equestria is probably more understanding than the American South in the 1950s when it comes to those sort of things. So then I was going to have them give the couple crap because Octavius refined upper-class and vinyl is wild rowdy working class. But I still need to write it

[pterrorgrine]

[ ] Publish 40 stories

[ ] 200 followers

I'm guessing you don't keep this page updated. Or do blog posts become edit-locked?

[Super Trampoline]

3804265 oh, ha ha, I don't visit this page very often! You are right, I should probably update it.

[toxiconym]

[ ] Read Past Sins

It's overrated, you're not missing out on TOO much. I personally enjoyed Diaries of a Madman much more than Past Sins. If you haven't read Diaries of a Madman yet, you should. Everyone should. It needs to be mandatory and handed out at public schools for everyone aged 0-122.

[PaulAsaran]

So. You of the trampoline that is super (and I'm not even going to question how that works). I was wondering... do you pre-read? *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* And if you did, would you be interested in taking a look at a <2,500 word story I aim to publish soon-ish? *nudge-nudge, wink-wink*

It involves filly Twiliiiiight...

[Super Trampoline]

4592492
I'm open to that; I'm just curious why you chose to ask that here of all places.

[PaulAsaran]

4592729
Was there some place you would have preferred? I was here because I figured an 'About Me' blog would be the best place to find out (and I found it because there's a direct link here on your user page).

Anyway, I'll send you the details soon. I'm about 5 minutes away from having to leave for work ATM, but once I'm done I'll get everything set up. I look forward to working with you!

[Super Trampoline]

4592754 hey, whatever floats your boat

[moonbutters]

I think you passed your 100-story milestone

[Muggonny]

Prepare for cancer ~ Muggony

And make it double!

[Super Trampoline]

5059983
Yeah I think you’re right.

[flutterboot]

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heteroflexible feminist pro-choice pro-Palestinian anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

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