Scotty Bourbon is an Equestrian legend, and Twilight has been tasked with directing the first annual "Scotty Bourbon: A Documentary" play. But of course, the stress of having a cast of imbeciles and an ever-shrinking deadline has all but ruined any chance of the play going off without a hitch.

...Until Twilight decides to improvise.

This story was literally improvised from start to finish, and you'll notice that rather quickly. It was written to fight off a writer's block that I currently have with my other story.

Contains swearing, jovial gentlemen, a cactus phallus, passing that shit to the left, and excessive toothpaste waste.

A historic day for Equestrian civilization, the fine ponyfolk of Ponyville make first contact with alien life. Unfortunately for them, it's not a friendly encounter, as they're greeted by the world's most notorious supervillain.

And Fluttershy has been tasked as his keeper.

Meanwhile, a dazed and agitated Doctor Evil must learn to cope with his new surroundings, and embrace the lessons about friendship that the ponies can teach him.

...Pffft, fat frickin' chance.

Inspired by another crossover that I've written, but have deleted on the grounds that I hate the shoddiness of my own work.

Rainbow Dash basically falls in love with a watermelon, that's about it. But it is incredibly funny if you care to read.

This is a parody on how Rainbow Dash is the center of every shipping chart, and she's been paired with everything but the kitchen sink (and even NOW has been paired with a kitchen sink), and I decided, "Why the hay not?"

If the definition of clop is the typing of sex or genitalia, then this is NOT clop. However, she does have some PG-14-rated fun with that watermelon.