I found myself unusually inspired by the song "The Captain's Wife's Lament" (more specifically, this PMV of it). Although overall, it's still less bawdy than the original song, the third- and second-to-last verses have probably earned me a place in Pony Hell...

The Crystal Princess's Lament

Queen Chrysalis was starving
So she went and sallied forth

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Guys. Guys guys guys. Guuuuyyyyys.

Nosflutteratu has a TV Tropes page now. Something that I've created is notable enough to be on TV Tropes.

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And he's not this guy.

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Welp. That episode happened.

In other news, though initial tests prove inconclusive, I might be a wizard. Also, I totally want a vampire fruit bat as a pet now.

...I feel like I should have more to say about the episode, but it kinda came out of left field for me...

Once more, I am humbled and amazed that people have enjoyed my stories enough to bother translating them into different languages. This time, atom2004 has translated Nosflutteratu (as you may have guessed) into Polish! Find it here.

Firstly, I assure you that I haven't died yet. Nor have I abandoned my writing efforts, either - while it may look like nothing's going on at the surface, I assure you that there's a flurry of activity behind the scenes. While it's probably not the best way to go about crafting narratives, I've got about three or four half-written stories that I'll jump between at any given moment. Well, normally, at any rate.

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I'm writing this on the off-chance that anyone on FIMfiction will want to contact me sometime in the near future... don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm snubbing them, after all. As a matter of fact, I'll be leaving on a bit of a trip tomorrow, and for the next fortnight, I won't have Internet access (or any computer access, for that matter). Chances are, my absence probably would have passed without comment if I hadn't brought it up just now, but just thought I'd clear things up

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So, some time ago, Litho approached me with the offer of translating Lunacy to the Core into Russian. And now, it's finished!

You can find the final result here or here. For all you Russian and/or multilingual bronies out there, enjoy!

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So, I recently wrote a blog post in which I expressed the opinion that all the recent Equestria Girls controversy should most appropriately be met with sinister, maniacal laughter - a conclusion that I came to because of all the panic, rage, and... well, discord about a movie that hadn't even been released yet. It seemed to me that certain members of the fandom were getting worked up over something that

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So, in case anyone hasn't heard the news yet, Equestria Girls has a trailer now. Now, I've been following this chain of events for a while now, and after seeing the material that's been released so far, the Hasbro marketing department's rationale behind it, and the reactions of the fanbase in general, I can't help but feel that, at least at this point, the most appropriate

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