Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I am terror.

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

I used to be relevant!

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.