I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Occasionally, I even write.

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Make every word count.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

There is a time to tell stories, and there is a time to live them.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

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Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

If we can dream it then we can do it

Just an old Pony, tinkering with things.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Slovenian philosopher, Marxist, cultural critic, and so on. My grand crusade against ideology has brought me to the My Little Pony fandom where I will misquote you relentlessly while snorting. -snort-

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

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I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

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has opinions about tiaras. And diadems. Not coronets, though. Man, those things aren't even trying.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)

I am a biomedical scientist who enjoys reading and writing about ponies in my spare time.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

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Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

okay now kiss!

Some guy who used to do stuff.