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A bioform originating from the planet known as Earth. Incapable of self-levitation. Batteries not included. Self-declared mortal enemy of logical inconsistency.

The Exit Is Blue And On The Left

Don't be afraid, I'm not insane. For some values of 'insane', at least.

Some writers enjoy the muse's kiss—I usually just get hit in the head with a shovel.

You also cannot be sure these letters are completely still. If you were, you wouldn't know where they are.

I love umlaute.

I also do Latin. So, if you want to translate anything into that language, I'd rather have you ask me than use google translate.

I was not there on April Fools.

Speculation / Apex Artillery

Tourist Information

This is Princess Celestia.
She is a very nice person and constantly watches everything you do.
If you didn't previously know that, you're probably lost. Should that be the case, please use an atlas to locate the closest ocean, where you will find water that is not fit to drink.

Lastly, on behalf of the Everfree Technologies Transdimensional Initiative, we would like to remind that there is nothing monitoring you.

Madness that Came Crawling out of my Dielectric

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Hee, d'awwwwww! :twilightblush:

You deserve a smile, awesome possum!

Trying to spread more kindness around this site. Always here to bring the cheer. 😇💖

You're my friend-a-doodle now. Have a cookie! 🍪

Aw, thanks. That's awfully nice of you.
I do agree that I am indeed someone.
Or am I... *X-files theme starts playing*

All silliness aside, have a nice day yourself!


I see how it can be confusing.

Oh, just judging from the description, I originally thought the themes you were going to explore in the story would be more focused on things like the limits of perception, the fallibility of memory or the horror of a presence that can only be inferred, but not observed.
Your story just had a different premise and a different focus, which was really cool nonetheless.

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With Strange Aeons · 8:19pm Aug 1st, 2020

Hello everyone, I'm back at it, publishing a new chapter, ending the hiatus on CCLXXVII, just in time to fulfil my promise of a 2019 release—wait, it's 2020 now? It's August already? Uh, quick, look at this distraction from my failure to keep deadlines and stuff.
Look, there, the show has ended! That's a thing that most definitely isn't old news by now. And there's a global crisis I guess? What is even happening anymore. Anyway, new chapter. Go read it, maybe.

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Scrolling down this far has awoken something terrible!

The chaos fiend Discord Kar Slibtu has come!
A great horned serpent twisted into humanoid form. It has wings and it has a gaunt appearance. Its six limbs are mismatched and its fur is brown. It knows and intones the names of all it encounters.
Beware its mischievous wiles!