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Twilight Eats Peaches.
She enjoys them. Very much so.
Twilight wants more...and she will do anything to have the delectable fruit at her side all day long! She casts a spell intending to transmogrify apples into peaches.
Naturally, it backfires. Unnaturally, Sweet Apple Acres isn't usually so...peachy.
"TWILIGHT!"
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YES!
All bow before the mighty juiciness of the incredible Sweet Peach Acres!
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I did say soon, but dayum. And it was approved by Obs no less! I have the big man's approval!
Let the Peachpocalypse begin...
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Obs won't be getting any sleep tonight...
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Self-brought Peachment Day, bro. He understood the risks involved. And he's doing it like a champ! Taking the brunt of the peachy goodness so we don't have to.
We praise you, oh great Santa man, for you have shown your favor to our peachy overlords!
dayum, peaches are out of season, and now I CRAVE for one
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Blame Obs. Well not really. Blame me for writing about a fruit I don't even eat! Hah, well if you mosey down to your local supermarket, I believe they'll have some. I've seen some at my work.
Hopefully your peachy hunger was sated by my tale
Needs more peaches.
More...
Peaches...
MORE!
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Soon, my child...Soon.
The Peachy Overlords send their invasion craft posthaste, this is but the beginning!
Teach the Peach!
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I think I'll head on to the supermarket and get one can of peaches... the soft meaty texture, the swEet flavor mixed with the joy of the syrup in which they bath gaily... my taste buds are crying tears of joy at the sole thought
PS. I read the blog post, it may be the one singular event that changed ponydom forever!
PPS. peachlight is now in third position as my favorite ship
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Gotta keep up those bodily salts, eh? that or stop working your peaches so hard
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let me just... edit that
my only excuse is that at some point after the party yesterday night I decided it was a good idea to read pony instead of sleeping
3645341
I'm up all night too! I've been up since 8am yesterday! Damn adrenaline rushes from posting new stuff
anyhoo..
Thanks for reading!
3645345
I'm caressing a short story idea from quite a while, if posting stuff is half as good as a canned peach I should just get to it and write it down!
Man, I don't even like peaches, but damn if they aren't funny.
Now for a crossover with a certain Roald Dahl story...
3645372
Hey, man I feel you. I don't like peaches. But that just makes it funnier to write about. If I've done well, I blame it being 3 am at time of posting.
I could've thought of that but this was much funnier.
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I doubt she would have made it five miles out, let alone the whole ocean.
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You beat me too it!
MORE. PEACHES.
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Where was this guy? I haven't even been here for 90 weeks yet! I'm so confused.
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I don't..
Ah dunno..
...
Oh. OH! AHA you sly fool you! had me goin for a minute there.
What makes you think she'd let it hit the water in the first place? That fruit's day is over.
Well that story was just peachy.
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Aren't they all?
Watch out, I've got a fourth installment in the Twilight Eats Peaches universe working its way through the mods as we speak. It's a darrrrk one though, Be warned.
I can't believe I've Still got ideas for PeachVerse fics running through my head!
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Im confused too.
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Well, you replied to a guy who apparently commented 90 something weeks ago to some other story, but I don't know how that happened! Thanks for the praise, though, if that was the intent.
Ah well, Peaches to write, fics to post
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Oh. Doesn't say 90 weeks anywhere for me. Anyways, I'll be reading your other stories now!
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Buy some peaches!
Getting reeeeeaaaall tired of your peaches, peachy
Soon my friends...Soon we will burn this world...Burn it with Peaches! It will RAIN Peaches! We will rule...With the peach...
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Be warned,
The End Is Near..
Every Peach For Itself!