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Some nights can be exceptionally weird. Especially when a random box arrives in Princess Celestia's mail, with no return address. Inside, lies a shiny little red button.
What's it for? What does it do? Who sent it? Where did it come from? Is it some supernatural world-destroying weapon, or a magical artifact that grants wishes? Who cares? Why don't you just press it and find out!!
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TEH BUTTON OF BUTTON MASH
CONTINUE! <Insert Angry Fluttershy Here>
If only I was 11 minutes sooner the I could have said FIRST!!! but I'm to late D:
Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button, you fool!
3137208 I love Ren & Stimpy!! Aww the memories!
Uh, what did I just read? That was about as random as my story. I didn't even think that was possible.... Oh well, I will now favorite in hopes of seeing more of Sir Button.
3137208 My thoughts exactly.
BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!!
SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!
The hilarity and craziness of the story is what draws us to it.
This ranks 10/10 for awesome crazy stories
Rofl gets a whole new definition.
but here's the real back story
Twilight got so pissed off by the button that absolutely did nothing that she got discord to imbed some of his magic, making it do something when pushed.
Knowing that Celestia is a HUGE troll she sent it to her without a care.
XD
Discord bumbs into Button Mash during his visit to Canterlot with his mother. He makes Button drop his JoyBoy, sees the bright red "A" button, and is completely drawn to it. He snaps out of it as Button walks away with it and gets an idea that'll allow him to mess with ponies somewhat indirectly. And that's how this all started.
I just came up with this all on the spot
Can I have an image of Luna popping bubble wrap, please?
Continue. I want to read about how when Discord pushes the button, nothing happens. Or, that he's unaffected by it and all the other ponies are chasing him for it.
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So..what'll happen?
LOL.
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That's just it! We don't know! Maaaaaaaybe something bad? Maaaaaaaybe something good? I guess we'll never know!
... you won't touch it, will you?
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*Salutes with open hand like an Eeediot*
DEAR GOD WHY!
3142345 What he said. CONTINUE PLEASE :D
Ahh... My old randomiser button, wondered where that went.... And you pushed it...
Hooves.
Otherwise, ROFL!!!
Earth called. They want their button back. No wait you can keep it.
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I wonder, what does this red button do?
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to-wait, what?
What do you mean, it doesn't explode?!
Didn't you know?
It's a well known fact that if such a button was presented to ANY Human, he or she would find it impossible to resist.
So why not banish it to the sun/moon?
It will always find it's way back!
Ah, that's why...
Hmm.. Give it to me, i'm immune to it's whispers
*push*
I thought you said you were immune!
I lied, i just wanted to push it a shit ton of times >:D
*push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push**push*
Yes. Me Gusta.
Skyrim.
And now, Celestia... let's look and see what you've won!
I like those shout outs you threw in there. Children of the Night and Bioshock Infinite were two of them, correct?
3152524 Right you are!
I honestly thought that if they pressed it all that would happen was that it would say "That was easy!"
Oh, that is not good. :O
This is creepy. I was listening to "Children of the Night" at the EXACT moment Luna started singing in the story. Wat?
3141807 That,,, actually makes sense.
Now, meet the new and improved asdfmovie Pointless Button!
Twilight and Guylight as the Letece twins, love it.
Everyone man your battle stations! The evil cuccoos have returned!
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Or it just wanted to pack up the guard the guard and send them to Tasmania.
I push the button.
inb4 pressing the button X amount of times fixes everything.
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Yep. Calling it now. Press it just once more, and it fixes everything. Don't press it before time's up, and it's all permanent.
Let's see how many of these I got: Disney's UP, Pacific Rim (or just about any sci-fi), Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs, every superhero movie ever, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and possibly Miley Cyrus, and then humanity in general.
3204803 You're spot on
Oh God. Somepony stole Derpy's Lemon Muffin Surprise! D: AGAIN.
I want Luna to press teh button! :D then nightmare moon pops out and the war between them begins.
I wonder who will beat the other at the game of chess.
Oh my God; is anything going to be left in the world by the time this adventure is done?
...Red buttons are always good or bad. Never in between.
3220285 This button doesn't like to conform to other red buttons. it chooses its own destiny... and ways to cause chaos
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So like causing Fluttershy and RD to swap personalities?
3221245 That would just be the beggining