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Demands a sacrifice, Nya~!

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The story of the best royals of Equestria. Sadly, they all live in one castle and get on each others nerves. Celestia's castle has to be fixed every other day! All thanks to the shenanigans of Discord, Nightmare Moon, Solar Flare, Chrysalis, Sombra, Luna, and of course, Celestia herself.

Couples include:
Queen Chrysalis x King Sombra
Discord x Nightmare Moon
(These Will Be More Backgrounders)
Princess Twilight Sparkle x Rainbow Dash
Applejack x Rarity
Pinkie Pie x Fluttershy
Princess Cadance x Shining Armor

Princess Celestia: Single
Princess Luna: Single
Solar Flare: Single

Chapters (15)
Comments ( 37 )

I think you forgot Prince Blueblood. :trollestia:

2952691 Lol, maybe he'll make it in. Or he'll die. Or he'll live. But probably die. He's a douche anyway. :rainbowlaugh:

2952851 He's one of my favorite characters, up there with Crackle, Gummy, Derpy, Queen Chrysalis, Diamond Tiara, and Snails (my absolute favorite). I've got odd taste, I know. :derpytongue2:

2952897 Lol, I hate Blueblood. Such an asshole!! Sorry, I just don;t like him..... :twilightblush:

2952951 Well, I'm a member of this group, so I happen to like him. :pinkiecrazy:

2953040 XD I love the crazy Pinkie icon. The main reason I dislike him is because of how rude he was to Rarity, but I completely respect your opinion of him :) :raritywink:

2956281 That's like asking if Rainbow Dash did a Sonic Rainboom XD Yes, I love Rarity!! :raritystarry:

2956636 I don't love fanatically, but I do like her.

2956645
:raritydespair:: This is the worst possible thing!
:rainbowhuh:: What, Blueblood's death?
:raritywink:: No, I don't have a picture of it!
:rainbowderp:: Umm...

2956650 XD I love that!!
:raritydespair: I didn't get a picture!
??: Hey, here's some pictures of his funeral. Free of charge.
:raritystarry: : Ah ha! Hehe! No pony's at his funeral!
:twilightoops: : Raity, that's so....

2956656
:trixieshiftright:: What? DEAD? WHAT ABOUT MY PRINCE CHARMING DESTINY!?!?!?
:duck:: It's overrated, darling.
:facehoof:: Rarity, it's one thing to hate a pony and another to want them dead!
:pinkiecrazy:: What do you mean?
:unsuresweetie:: What's gotten into you, Rarity? Not to mention you, Pinkie!
:moustache:: Take that, heartbreaker! That's what happens when you mess with Rarity!
:fluttershysad:: Everyone is being so mean!
:eeyup:: Eeyup.

2956677 This is too entertaining XD
:facehoof:: Rarity, you're not supposed to be happy when others die.
:raritywink:

"Oh my Celestia! What the hell happened to you?!" Discord asked, Princess Solar Flare wrapped in various bandages and in a wheelchair.

"Well, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Nightmare Moon gave me an initiation." Solar Flare ground her teeth.

"Oh, you mean the Manticore-Siren-Pony-Timber Wolf-Windigo room? That was you?" Discord burst out laughing.

"Just because I look crippled, doesn't mean I won't tear your limbs off, Discord." Solar Flare yelled, shoot bolts of red magic at the Chaos God.

"B-But, it was s-so funny!" Discord laughed as he ran down the halls on fire.

Celestia, Luna, and Nightmare Moon, and Solar Flare narrowed their eyes and put on some sunglasses. "Looks like he... was hot on our track."

kind of reminds me of this

P.S. the underlined word should be "shooting"

Not to bad... Could use more detail... But still pretty good...

That whole thing above this Is sooooo funny.

"Hello? Any pony? Help a draqoneequs out? Hello?!" Discord yelled from his new prison.

:rainbowlaugh::fluttershyouch::facehoof:

How long has this guy been off!:pinkiegasp::facehoof:

After the eight ponies left, Nighty spoke up. "I've been calling him Sombrero this whole time. Why didn't you guys correct me?!"

I lost it after taht:rainbowlaugh:

Wow that was...really sweet:heart:

sompony's doing the dirty

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