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Banished from Whiterun by Jarl Balgruuf at the High Queen's orders, and after a long voyage across the Sea of Ghosts and the Padomaic Ocean, Heimskr the Doomsayer has suddenly spotted mysterious new land on the horizon.
Equestria's public gathering places may now be under threat from a force far more annoying or foul than Discord, Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon combined.
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Oh, lolzors. Continue, in the name of Talos!
Can you believe that I actually never killed this guy on any of my playthroughs?
3091439 Oddly enough, I didn't either.
Although that Confessor Cromwell in Megaton on Fallout 3 always bit the dust from my FatMan
3091411 Talos be praised!
3091455 The one guy who really annoyed me in Fallout 3 was Sticky from Little Lamplight. I always beat him to death with a baseball bat, hacked off all his limbs and threw his body in a dumpster.
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You read this in Cromwell's voice, you loose.
You monster.
3091459 Nice!
3091458 Oh yeah, the 'Are we there yet punk. You made the wasteland a better place by doing that
3091488 If you pass a speech check you can make him stop being so fucking annoying, but still, he ain't worth the companion slot, and won't leave either, because if he does he's found dead the next time you enter the map cell.
3091496 That's why Speech is always one of my TAG skills.
Lmao thats what happened to him I thought he just never contiued preching after I shot him with that arrow.
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3091634 Now I want to watch the Emperor's New Groove all of a sudden...
High Queen? Lolno. As if Elisif would beat Ulfric Stormcloak.
3092365 Be careful when you say that around General Tullius and Legate Rika...
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Pft, as if those Imperial weaklings are any threat.
Legionnaires FTW.
Is Ponyville by the coast or will he have to travel through the Everfree forest?
Hoo boy, the most annoying preacher in Imperial history is now stranded in Equestria...
Something tells me that this ain't gonna end well.
Embrace the power of Tacos!
3093199 He'll end up in Ponyville somehow, some way...
By Malacath's toenails, were did that come from?
No joke I killed him for being so fucking annoying and just paid the 1000 bounty, thats how mush i hated him
I know I'm not the only person on this planet who loves Hemiskr. Please continue this story!
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Lol you too?!XD The first time I saw him I pulled out my bow, aimed it at his skull and fired.
Later on though I ended up just stealth killing him with no bounty.
Praise the Sun!
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One time I listen to him. Realized that elves control the legion and went to go join the Stormcloaks.
Praise indeed... I look forward to when he gets a church and some followers going! Now that ought to be fun!
Best Priest has made landfall
I can't do it...I can't take no more of that dude's preaching
...Maybe I'll read it later; emphasis on maybe
3100832 The sermons have only just begun, praise Talos...
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Truly, it is like a magnificent father. If only we could be so grossly incandescent...
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What else is there to praise, the Moon!?
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And there it is, friends! The ugly, Truth. Your Children have ascended from the duuuung of man. I, alone have been annointed to SPREAD my ass for you!
For I LOVE YOU!
YOU?! i thought that arrow i shot between your eyes had killed you???
oh well... lets just try again...
BUT WITH FIRE THIS TIME!
3092793 weeelllll i did both endings out of curiosity, (thank -insert preferred deity here- for save files) and he seemed to lose most of the time
not to mention how he surrendered in the beginning immediately after being caught
THIS GUY?!
I thought I killed him with that over powered ( i had the dragon aspect shout on) fire breath! I incinerated him! How is this possible? 
P.S No bounty for me, i'm with the guild.
Even the ponies of Equestria must learn of Talos' Mighty Glory!!
I am sure he will attend his Pinkie Pie Welcoming party "In the name of Talos!"
Heimskr is Best Priest!
RISE UP RIIIIIIISE UP INTO THE ASS OF ELEVES
Is there like a magical barrier involved or something like that shielding Equestria? Because beyond the Sea of Ghosts is the equivalent of the North Pole.
Heimskr is going to Equestria?
I can total see him annoying people to death.
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I'm laughing uncontrollably just at the thought of this being a thing. Take my like, take a million of them.
3103238 I had Heimskr sail through the Sea of Ghosts, past Hammerfell and High Rock. Equestria is basically situated somewhere west of Tamriel, near Yokuda the home of the Redguards possibly
3103358 I appreciate that. The support for this story is blowing my mind!
So, would you guys like to see more of regular, annoying Heimskr, or the even more annoying Gamerpoop Heimskr?
Or maybe a mix of both?...
best funny story ever
Heh. I c wat u did thar with Balgruff being a cross-dresser. That series is some funny shit.
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That made me laugh more than it should have.
This is some good stuff.