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"You think you know me..."


All Princess Luna wanted was to wake up and enjoy her night, but after getting pranked one too many times by Philomena she is determined to get revenge. Can the palace withstand a prank war between these two?

Now on Equestria Daily

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 461 )

:moustache: A bi-bi-bird bird bird! Bird is the word.
Did you know, about the bird!

this sounds VERY funny

and I will read it later:pinkiehappy:

looks goooooooooooooood

Excellent! Had me roaring, and I'm sure everyone else in the house thinks I'm crazy now. Crazier... Anywho, really looking forward to the next part! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

Why is this so funny? Help. Unable to sustain sanity with laughter. Going down!

:rainbowlaugh: great story! needs a sequel. or a spin-off about Twilight's adventures as a frog!:twilightoops:

I knew something like this would happen one day! Philomena seemed just the perfect foil to Luna's high-strung disposition.

I'll admit the socks thing is a little on the random side, and our lack of knowledge or even hints as to why it's there is a little jarring, but maybe that's something for later chapters. So, maybe the random tag as well for this?

Oh, and very funny! By the way, will we see Philomena preen Luna's feathers at one point? Seems the troll thing to do.

A prank war between a fire bird with the power of regeneration and a veritable goddess?


This, is, hilarious! Keep up the great work, I'm dying to read the next one.:rainbowlaugh:

I hope you continue this!

I think this must be the best prank war book i've read in a while! And it's just getting started!:raritystarry:

871485 Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

I think Nightmare Moon started by talking to socks. Life goes in circles.


I laughed. Hard. Thank you. You have a favorite.

Ladies and Gents, let us have a moment of silence for Mr. Socko. :ajsleepy:

Okay moment's over. DEATH TO THE.... bird that essentially has infinite lives... um....huh. I got nothing.

People, we got ourselves a war!

This is one of the best stories I've ever read! Keep up the good work, and let's hope that Luna will be victorious against Philomena! A bird that makes Fluttershy cry, is no friend of mine!:flutterrage:

Anyways, keep on writing! :rainbowdetermined2:

You know all those stories/games/shows where all the gods are for some reason locked in eternal hatred or combat with each other? I used to wonder why it is that they continue those kind of pointless wars. Now with a phoenix and an alicorn involved in prank infinitum, I can see how it might work. The Gods are closet sock puppet addicts too. :pinkiecrazy:

Philomena.... Two things....
You're gonna need it by the end of this.

If you would prefer, I can censor that^.

Okay, THAT is the best response yet.

Sorry, bro, but that guy above took your crown


He earned it.


You earned it.

Oh Harmony, Luna's full name . . .

I also have the most minuscule of nits to pick: the phrase is "So mote it be". It just doesn't have the same punch otherwise.

XD I like the ghostbuster reference you made lol I can't wait to see more of this!

Woo hoo! Congrats on the Equestria Daily, glad I could lend a hand in this!

You my good sir, deserve a moustache :moustache:... No... may a thousand moustaches fall upon thee... this is one of the best fics I've read in a while, keep them comming, I cannot wait to read more.

You just had to put Faust as the last name in that list. And you just had to make me rupture something in laughter because of it. :rainbowlaugh:

brace yourselves mah bronies and pegasisters... this is gonna be biblical... :twilightoops:

Bring on the next chapter!!

This is hilarious, I can't wait to see more.

Comment posted by RealityCheck deleted Jul 12th, 2014

924062 Really? Well, the part about waking her, I guess. Mostly I thought it just made Philomena seem absolutely insufferable.

Remind me not to set off Luna...I don't think I want to smell like fried human o.0

I was enjoying this thoroughly already, even with the oddness involving socks (I've seen it often enough that it pretty much just elicits a shrug anymore), and then you got to the aside with the dragon.

That secured a favorite and a thumbs up. Let's see where this goes...dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png

One little thing: When Helm Breaker asks Nocturne if he's okay (“You alive in their, rookie?”), it should be there instead. :twilightblush:

For the rest, awesomesauce.


I was waiting for somebody to get that

966417 It was the first thing that popped into my mind when i read that line, you had me rolling when Celestia pulled out the banana


It doesn't matter how old the joke is. If you can make it appear at the right moment, it can still work.

Poor Lulu :heart:

"I will make her feel the wrath of a thousand pranks before the week’s end! I don’t care if it takes me an eternity!"

an eternity or weeks end .. whatever comes first :heart:

Equestrian is gonna burn isn't it?

Another hilarious chapter

Well Done!

Favorite line:"Taping a sign that said ‘Worship My Royal Flank’ on my backside without me noticing!":rainbowlaugh:

That night would be forever known as “Luna’s World Disco Party”.

Excellent work.


Oh Luna, you need to be more genre savvy.

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