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During Luna's banishment to the moon, there have been a great many advances in medical practices and technology, one of which being the field of dentistry. Being the devoted and loving sister that she is, Celestia has taken it upon herself to make her sister an appointment with one of the most skilled dentists around, Doctor Colgate! How will Luna's first cleaning go? Will she have any cavities? Gingivitis? Or, Celestia grant us strength, will she need braces? Will Honor Bound and Razor Edge be able to keep their princesses in check? Will Equestria ever be the same again?

I came up with this idea after visiting the dentist after 2 years of not going due to lack of insurance and found out that I had the startings of gingivitis and got to wondering what it would be like if Luna went after her time on the moon.

Many thanks to evenfall369 and kosherpickle for their help in editing this story and helping me to fix all my derps

MLP:FiM is property of Hasbro, The HUB and Lauren Faust. Honor Bound and Razor Edge are OCs of my design, and the fic artwork was made by DeJiKo07 on DeviantArt


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Hey there everypony! Thanks so much for reading this weird little outpouring from my brain and I hope you enjoyed it:pinkiehappy: In all honesty, I wrote this story because I wanted an excuse to use 'Cavitron' in something. Did you know that's an actual dental tool?! Cuz I sure didn't! But know I know, and you do too, the more you know :twilightsmile:

Oh yea, and I threw in a couple references, and I've got a whole jar of internet cookies for the first person that finds them! :pinkiegasp:

oh got that lest word is going to be hell

:rainbowlaugh: Ghostbusters for the win!

The Drama Queen of the Night at the gynecologists?? I shudder at the thought :rainbowlaugh:

This... is... AWESOME :rainbowlaugh:! Could you also write the story with the gynecologist?

Loved it. Especially the Ghostbusters reference. Where e-cookie????

edit: damn someone beat me to the punch, no e-cookie =[

1582579>>1582600 Good catch guys! I actually thought the Ghostbusters reference was going to be the harder one to find. There's still another reference in there though, enjoy the cookies! :moustache:

1582598 I've thought about it a bit, but nothing really coming to mind, (primarily cuz I'm a guy and have no idea what kind of horrors happen in there) :eeyup:

If I ever do come up with something I think worthy of writing, it will definitely go up. Though I don't think Equestria would be anything more than a barren wasteland by the end of it :trollestia:

Oh god, please write the sequel at the gynecologist, that's going to be beyond epic.

Ha! This was good, it took a slightly more adventurous route on the old "Luna does X" plot. Most enjoyable sir, have a fav and a like.

Also, yes. Gynaecologist sequel, post haste! :pinkiehappy:

THAT ENDING:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

luna at the gynecologist :twilightoops: that wont be pretty :pinkiehappy:

completely brilliant:yay:

Damn! Genious story man! :pinkiehappy:

You could... You know... Make that gynecologist story? :pinkiecrazy:

Funny! Are you going to write the sequal? Please . . .

Brilliant story! Seriously needs that sequel made! :pinkiehappy:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: i cracked up reading this. poor luna X3

Ill be laughing for the next hour at least!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Pinkie Pie even showed up at one point with a lawn chair and a bag of popcorn. I absolutely BELIEVE that SHE of EVERYONE would do that and get away unscathed:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:. that last line though, OH GOD!!! can we all envision THAT visit, Im pretty sure we can. oh yeah and before I forget exactly WHO is it that is supposed to be saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I'm pretty sure that last appointment was canceled when Canterlot learned about what happened at Colgate's office.

Braces, man. Fucking horrible!

Throughout the story: :rainbowlaugh:
At the last line: :twilightoops:
As far as references go, there's Ghostbusters, and a possible reference to a story about Luna getting a pet taranutula, and Celestia going nuts over it.

“Oh, and don’t forget Luna, tomorrow you have your appointment with the gynecologist.”

Oh SHIT. D: Author. Yes, YOU! I'm talking to YOU. D: You have to write this sequel. I have just added you to my watch list. For the express purpose of being informed when/if a sequel arrives. No. Not when/if. When. You MUST write this sequel. You'll make Fluttershy cry if you don't!


Can you live with that? Can you live with having made a Fluttershy cry? :fluttercry:

As Razor Edge watched his slime-coated partner and his extremely grateful damsel formally in distress, he couldn’t help but smirk as he watched his friend flounder helplessly under the assault.


...Dear Faust... She might just straight-up destroy that place!

Dental plaaaan~

Luna needs braces!

Dental plaaaan~

Luna needs braces!

I loved this. :pinkiehappy:

There aren't any more Progress stories, are there?
I loved those and I like this :pinkiesmile:

Do the last sentence! Just research crap and do it!

That last line.
Hang on, how the hell would that work with hooves? The only other species with hands either have claws, or are a minotaur, which can't be very calm inducing.

Why am I not surprised people gobbled this 'Luna does X' stuff up?

Author, I don't know you. I also don't know your gender.

If you are male:

Please, PLEASE, if you are going to write the sequel, talk to a woman who has actually been to a gyno. Don't just guess. Please. As one of the women in this fandom, it pains me to see poorly written female centered comedy done by males. Seriously.

1580650 dude, awesome job. please write more.:rainbowlaugh:

1580650 Please make another chapter for the gynecologist!!! :fluttershysad:

“Oh, and don’t forget Luna, tomorrow you have your appointment with the gynecologist.”

I smell sequel.

Hilarious! I found it most entertaining. And yes please write a sequel if you can. I would LOVE to read more. XD

*dat last line*
Oh, christ...

I swear I smelled an antipodes reference somewhere. Could re-find it though. great short.


gonna have all my teeth replaced (no false teeth, bleh) at some point. will be quite painful i'm sure but worth it... probably.

i care about dentistry about as much as luna does minus all the supernatural/magic/nightmare stuff :pinkiecrazy:

“Oh, and don’t forget Luna, tomorrow you have your appointment with the gynecologist.”

Write it. Please write it. For the love of all that is holy, please write this.

I was the 100th upvote.


Having a nurse for a mother sure is helpful. The gynecologist is essentially the place you go if your vagina's been acting up or needs a checkup. Pap-smears, STIs and other wonderful things and diseases await you beyond those doors. :pinkiecrazy:

Oh the hilarity that will come from that last line... i'm gonna act like twiley here but i may just have a book that speaks a bit of this... if you don't mind me helping... hope u make da sequel:trollestia: oh, and have a moustache:moustache:

i demand a sequel... WITH THE GYNECOLOGIST.

oh god


prepare for THE WORST sh*tstorm you have EVER. BUCKING. SEEN.

1583955 The eye of Mordor is gawking at the royal flank. DEATH TO IT! BRING ME THE SALT! BRING ME DUST! BRING ME THE LEMONS ANS PEPPER! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! BRING FORTH THE EXECUTION BLADE! Link. HGo. Fetch em. Why? Cuz I sed so and you are my temporary servant. Now FETCH!

1584593 Thats a big twinky.... NO! YOU DONT SAY?

Little bit of Spaceballs in there at the end?

Uh oh! Now her braces will have to be repared from that apple!
I had braces, but I didn't make it to my appointments often enough. Now I've got somewhat-straighter teeth, but they're still a little crooked. Oh well.
Me aside, (who cares, anyway?) That was a good short read, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

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