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Hi, I'm The Brown Dog. I'm a Dog and I'm Brown. That's about it...What? Did you think there'd be more? Because there isn't...So...Yeah. You can stop reading this now.


Long ago, Celestia created the Spanish Inquisition and put three strange stallions in charge for unknown reasons. While Twilight goes to question her mentor about this, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, and Granny Smith all have encounters with these three zealots. They didn't expect them at all, and they are all very confused.

Ponified Version of Monty Python's Flying Circus Sketch "The Spanish Inquisition." If you've never seen it, shame on you, and here's a link: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Hope you all enjoy. If not, I blame it on being my first story.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 172 )

Put him in.... the COMFY CHAIR!

2692212 Yes, and they will stay in the comfy chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at 11 :pinkiehappy:

Not tea?!

Those fiends!

Where is Mell Brookes with a charming musical number?

Yours truly Thecakedevil.

2692284 Different Spanish Inquisition sketch
But here you go anyway :twilightsmile:

2692292 Thanks,
Also, Thanks for the Fave :pinkiehappy:

This is now absolutely necessary

They have been accused of the diverse crime of Heresy against the Holy Church.

How do they plead?

What have you done?!

Confess! Confess! Confess!

Get..... The soft cushions!!

2692316 Rest assured, the speech will be there, along with the rack, the soft cushions and the comfy chair :pinkiehappy:


Also why do I imagine Spike would start beating the crap out of them if they did anything... and knowing them... the little guy would succede.

2692324 Not guilty :scootangel:
SI: HA HA HA (Diabolical Laughter) :yay:

2692330 Is all the stuffing up in the one end? If they can handle that then they are made of harder stuff :pinkiehappy:

2692338 I thought of that too, my reasoning in the next chapter...Confusion. The greatest weapon of all :rainbowhuh:

this...needs to be in my monty python group...may I?:raritystarry:

Spike: *bursts into laughter*
Rarity: Spike! It is rude to-
- laugh at-
*snickers harder*
- other's-
*barely contained laughter*
-fashion choices...
*both laugh heartily*

Partially didn't see that coming, but dang, you sir are a hero. And not to nitpick, but shouldn't the inquisition have a pony pun.

2692683 No you're not saying it right it's NI LOL:rainbowlaugh:

2692740 Ya sure, go ahead, I had no idea that group existed :pinkiehappy:

2693489 I for the life of me could not come up with a pun for Spain or Spanish. So I said, heck with it, I'll just a few puns for Shakespeare and Game of Thrones to make up for it :twilightsmile:

2694065 I know, I couldn't help writing that out though LOL :trollestia:

only made it the other day during a skype chat

Oh god I can't wait to see where this is going... :pinkiehappy:

Also these ponies MIGHT make a cameo in Wake up. See this. What do? Just warning you.

I don't know how, when, why, or what I will do with them, but they might appear... just letting you know. :pinkiehappy:

Nopony expects the Spanish Inquisition.

yes, YES, YES!!!!!!!!

You are charged with heresy on three counts! Heresy by thought. Heresy by word. Heresy by deed. Heresy action.

Four counts!

I needed this. I love Monty Python too much, and combined with ponies? FUCK YEAH.

One complaint. The formatting here is incredibly strange, likely due to whatever program or site you typed this on. Sometimes you double space, sometimes not, sometimes a paragraph is broken when it really doesn't need to be. Take a look through.

And that's a scene, well I would love to see the next chapter. You sir deserve a cookie, but I don't have one, so buy one at my expense.

2695251 That sounds awesome man, go right ahead :pinkiehappy:

2695269 They tend not to or so I've heard :rainbowlaugh:

2695477 Guess that answers that question :twilightsmile:

2695501 Just wait till you see who hears that in the next chapter :pinkiehappy:

2695539 Well, glad I made your day :twilightsmile:

2695883 That's right, I thought I did once, but I was wrong :pinkiecrazy:

2695890 Ya I've noticed, I will fix it though :twilightsmile:

2695902 Alright then, I'll take a snickerdoodle :pinkiehappy:

I expect them:moustache:

Pffffttt thisissoawesomeandhilariousjust. What is this I don't even-- :rainbowlaugh:
Haha~! Please keep writing more! Monty Python and ponies combined = BEST THING EVER :heart:

I really love how your writing skills make this so funny. I find that putting something hilarious in writing is especially hard to do. You deserve a moustache. My hat's off to you, sir. :moustache:


:raritydespair: MY DOOR! MY CUSHIONS!

“You are hereby charged that you did on this day commit heresy against her holiness of the sun, Princess Celestia.”

I don't know. It sounds more like Trollestia. :trollestia:

And if those cushions end up not working, then we can trust the Inquisition to use its most diabolical device: The Comfy Chair.

2697056 Thanks for that, really though this is my first story and I'm glad people like it and are getting a chuckle out of it :pinkiehappy:

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