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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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  • 1 week
    June Update (6/19)

    TL;DR

    • Writing Exercise
    • Everfree Northwest
    • Back to work on all the other stuff

    New One-Shot

    Hey all! It's been awhile. Apparently time flies, and the smoldering dumpster fire that is this tiny blue speck amongst the stars can be a bit distracting at times. Which is why I figured a little Escapism is in order!

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  • 9 weeks
    24-04-22 Update

    Behold yet another date format.

    TL;DR

    • I got a story!
    • Phishing
    • Writing
    • -. --- -. -....- . -..-
    • Everfree Northwest

    Starscribe Story

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    4 comments · 310 views
  • 13 weeks
    3-27-2022 Update

    Turns off Elden Ring
    Wow, it's been a while...

    TL;DR

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  • 19 weeks
    2-12-2022 update

    TL;DR

    • Delaying next DoH3 chapter 1-2 days
    • Electricity finally fixed

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  • 19 weeks
    9-2-2022 Update

    TL;DR

    • DoH 3 has 2 chapters left
    • Severe electrical wiring issues
    • wasn't I supposed to write something by now?

    Electrical Issues

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Feb
10th
2022

9-2-2022 Update · 2:32am February 10th

TL;DR

  • DoH 3 has 2 chapters left
  • Severe electrical wiring issues
  • wasn't I supposed to write something by now?

Electrical Issues

My lights are flicking off and on for 5 days now, and it's been super distracting. It got so bad I actually installed that software that comes with my UPS to monitor the power so I can count the times there's a total power loss to the apartment. We're up to 94 times. Anyway, an electrician will be here "soon" to fix it, and it's not like I couldn't do crap on my laptop, but I feel like the protagonist in some Lovecraft short story. I'm obsessed on the lights, ready to commit unspeakable acts to raise the Old Ones and carry out my revenge on the power grid. Luckily I'm out of virgin blood and nutmeg so I haven't ended reality.... yet.

Dash of Humanity 3

Just the final chapter + epilogue remain! Can't believe we're already here. I thought that "wow I'll release 2 chapters a week and have plenty of time to write DoH4 and other stuff!" would work out better. It bought me time but not motivation. Maybe motivation is like NFT's. I can have all the tips and tricks I want, but in the end, I Just own the receipt to an image of the motivation, and not the motivation itself.

Anyway, enjoy the last couple chapters! And then Dawn is going to retire to a farm and watch the sun set on a grateful Equestria. Or maybe he'll sit atop a dragon, looking out over Canterlot, and decide to burn it all to the ground because he "kind of forgot" he was the good guy.

Bonus Story?

Valentine's Day is coming up, and I'm thinking of writing something for it. Of course it involves coming up with a name for a character and I suck at that, so I've all but given up on coming up with a cool original name. Maybe I'll call them Ducky McDuckFace or let the commentors decide on the name. Of course then I'd probably end up with a pegasus named Cloitus Squirter or something so on second thought... yeah. I'll get to work on the story this weekend, pick up some nutmeg, and summon a friend to ask for a good name.

Next story:

Haven't decided yet. Got a little feedback on some ideas from the last blog, a few front-runners. DoH4 seems obvious and I'm still digging the semi-absurdity-but-awesomeness of an Animorphs crossover. So we'll see what I decide when the lights stop flickering.

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Comments ( 3 )

I can't claim responsibility for your electrical issue... maybe. I have caused a few outages, in recent history.

Of course it involves coming up with a name for a character and I suck at that,

DoH3.5: Valentine's Day comes around and Dawn gets stuck in the middle a love triangle between Fluttershy, Dash, and the mysterious new mare in town named Valentine. Things get more complicated when Starlight and Fluttershy request the intervening "services" of his female alter-ego, Sunny. :pinkiecrazy:

unicorn named starswirl the clean-shaven. jk, an earth pony named unmoving stone sounds nice.

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