Eight years changes a man. Who's still alive out there in my followers? I know I've talked to some of you on Steam - most of you didn't recognize me (which is good, since my user page makes me want to puke). I'm surprised I still haven't been asked to change my profile picture. I also wish I still had the source on me. By the way, another question - is this site still as bad as I remembered? Bad, as in... well, for lack of a better term, cringe-inducing?

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So, I had a weird dream last night. Here is what I can remember about it:

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Been a while since I've blogged about anything. So! Clickbait, of course.

Have you ever played Corruption of Champions, or Trials in Terrestrial Space? Talk to me about them.

Izma and Helia are 10/10, just to be honest.

Came back over a year and a half. It's... dead. A mess of burnt rubber and decrepit RP groups.

I miss everyone.

12:10 AM - The Purple Menace: 'Course, for RP's it's different. But for artwork it just depends on - well, circumstance. There ya go.
12:12 AM - The Purple Menace: I usually like it when the cum is visibly everywhere. While cum does not 'come' in ridicu-large amounts, I guess it's just a fetish.
12:12 AM - The Purple Menace: Realisticly you couldn't even fill a shot glass with some people.
12:12 AM - The Purple Menace: *realistically

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Yeah, this drama.

No one seems to be mentioning that Stefonknee is in a sexual relationship with her "adopted parents." She went into explicit detail about sex with her "adoptive father" in an interview with The Heart radio show, season one, episode nine.

So there's that tidbit of information.

8:50 AM - The Purple Menace: Weird fucking dream.
8:51 AM - Officer Hot-Pants is now Online.
8:51 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Literally?
8:51 AM - The Purple Menace: Eh, no.

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I've never seen the anime except for a few clips, but it looks great.

And sounds great!

Then again, maybe I'm just old.

Freezer Burn.