I asked Meeester to close my account (a.k.a perma-ban me). It'll take effect whenever he decides to pull the plug. It's over.

So goodbye. It was a fun ride while it lasted. Thanks for the memories. I'll keep them with me for a while.

Bye.

Maybe I am just being a cynical fucknut that ruins everyone's day, but I can't get excited for My Little Pony. At least, not the show. The fandom is perfect, just not the show.

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What are you doing looking at a random dude's pony fan fiction blog late at night? You got more important things to do. Like, a job, or working on a new...um...thingy.

Excusing that dreadful and unnecessary introduction (why do I keep doing them?), I have a new story coming out.

Just not the one I was talking about the other day. This one's a one-shot clop fiesta.

It'll be glorious.

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I am sorry if I alarmed anybody from my last post. It was just me being weird, and I do not want people to misinterpret it as a possible internet suicide note.

Now lets get on to the actual news.

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Don't worry about me
You are not my saviour

Don't worry about me
Things will become normal later

Don't worry about me
Devils found my happiness

Don't worry about me
Rage and anger already became prosperous

Don't worry about me
It will not be very long

Don't worry about me
My soul is already gone

Don't worry about me

Please don't worry about me

Don't worry about me
Darkness has already consumed me

Don't worry about me

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It is time for change, people.

No more Riffmaster. It was fucking garbage. Kind of like this one, but I think it reflects on my terrible and obscure humour that only relates to a very condensed group of people.

It's glorious.

I'll put my previous name in my page description, so no one is confused. From now on, it is Flying Fantasy Horse, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

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Continue on, please. You have important shit to do or something.

Lost a follower today, which, to be completely honest, does not wound me. If I was not me, I would not want to follow an unintelligent white teenager who never updates and makes absurd comments about everything because he wants to appear like an intellectual.

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Just, no.

I do not like it. For a 100th episode, I could not get past the first six minutes. It's just too silly for me and I really do not care for it.

Really disappointed. I actually had high hopes for Season Five, and this episode in particular, but so far (in my opinion) they really dropped the ball.

Not worth the three week wait.

Yes, it has been a while, hasn't it? It has been May since I wrote my last one shot. Pretty short hiatus, but you know how these things go.

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Set off the firecrackers, watch them swirl
Changing colours, winding with no direction
Bright stars hover above, staring down intently

Hollow love, masking a deceitful lie
The light sparkle of damp grass
Spinning, spinning, spinning

Fireworks, setting into overdrive
Deafening, intoxicating blurred lines
Players rejoice in a game of hurtful fiction

Wailing sounds behind the fence
Raised heartbeats scatter jumbled thoughts

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