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Flying Fantasy Horse


I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

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Charge has seen pretty mares from time to time. But he has never seen anypony as beautiful as Maud Pie. In an effort to get a nice sexy night with her, he approaches her at a bar.

However, it's a lot more harder than it may seem.

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Comments ( 16 )

Nice.

Shot down at every attempt and Boulder to the face at the end.:fluttershyouch:

Maud is my new favorite character. I just love how deadpan she is in the face of all of the bubbly personalities around her, but its not coming from anything negative. She's just like that.

me, too i kinda like maud, she's kinda pretty, like octavia
but i think maud talked too much,
like instead of saying "There isn't anypony sitting beside me,", she could have just reply "no" and insted of saying "My name is Maud Pie," she could have just answer "Maud."

Looks like maud...rocked his world.
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there needs to be a snowflake emoticon

Now that is how you give someone a verbal fucking beat down! Bada Boom!

Nopony has a chance with Boulder... :pinkiehappy:

The picture looks like Bat Maud.

this story could of been much improved if you put more variety into your sentences, like not repeating any describng words in the same sentence unless you have to

Boulder is always rock hard, what mare wouldn't want him? :facehoof: (That was so bad I made myself cry. :fluttercry:)

Very simple, but very funny. I liked it.

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