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Aragon


Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"

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Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mother is the real identity of Silky Dusk, the author of the Daring Do books.

Excited by her discovery, she writes a fan letter.

Things only go downhill from there.

(Written before Daring Don't)


Proofread by RainbowDashie1001.

(Russian translation courtesy of Korryamber)

(Audio reading by KhaosSparkz)
(Audio reading by Ironwolf)
(Audio reading by Landon)

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 692 )
Comment posted by RainbowDashie1001 deleted Oct 14th, 2013

Well, I have to say that this certainly got me laughing. Nice idea as well. :twilightsmile:

Pure comedy gold, my friend. Awesome work! :heart:

Trying to read this in class was a bad idea... Cracking up the whole time.

This was awesome! My roommate thinks I'm crazy but still it had me laughing so loudly. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

... I'm not sure which I'm more surprised by the fact that Twilight Velvet lasted as long as she did before she snapped, or the fact that the guards only had three men taken down by the mother of their former captain, and newest princess.
Great work on the story.

It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

My God, that was just hilarious! Kudos to you, good sir, madam, or thing. I needed a good laugh today and you delivered.

I thought Rainbow Dash was annoying, then the Princesses came in to up the insanity. Poor Twilight Velvet.

Twilight sneaks around the Canterlot Library at night, half-crazed and trying to stop time.
Twilight's Mom sneaks around the Canterlot Library at night, absolutely crazy and trying to reverse time.

The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree, it seems...

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Would be cool, but I really doubt it.

Thanks for the comments, people!

Comment posted by Raistlin deleted Oct 14th, 2013

Poor Spike. All the stomachaches for Spike, with bonus hurried letterwriting.
:trollestia:

Well, there's only one way out now. She has to kill Daring Do, in a way she has no chance if ever coming back from. "Looks like you were right, 'Sunny.' Daring is dead."

And when Luna, Cadence, and Rainbow demand to know why? "Why, it was Princess Celestia's idea."

Hm, Celestia and Luna are a bit OOC in this fic

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Well your doubts are wrong, because it did get featured! :pinkiehappy:
Congratulations!
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Edit:(after reading)
Can't....... breathe........ to.... funny!
Oh my sides! They hurt! Hahahaha!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
This definitely deserves a like and fave! And the feature! :pinkiehappy:

Could use a Random tag for all the OOC behavior, but otherwise it gave me a hearty lol. Celestia's first letter and Shining's letter in particular :rainbowlaugh:

These are the series of keys my head just happened to have crushed when I slammed my head against the keyboard repeatedly from laughter.

God have mercy on the guard's souls. Also I almost want to see a sequal for some sick twisted reason.

Freakin hilarious! I look forward to more stories from you. :pinkiehappy:

What did I just read? Also, popcorn. I'm gonna go get some. brb...
[One snack-size bag of popcorn later]
Ok. Back. Comment time.
This is one wacky, hilarious, random, story. *coughcoughtwilightsnotadrunkcoughcough*
Good job sir, keep up the good work, and congrats on your feature.

I lost it at Shining Armor's letter.:rainbowlaugh: This is absolutely one of the funniest story I have ever read.

-SS

That Cover art rubs her me the wrong way. Nevertheless, great story. I don't like Comedy too much, but I loved this :rainbowlaugh:

Fantastic little Fan fiction, OMG Fantastic! Fantastic! Fantastic! :rainbowlaugh:

This fic I could not stop laughing the entire time, oh my goshhh 3 crazed fangirls and one nonchalant dad make this even better.

Ohmigod. That was... :pinkiesmile:

Brilliant.... *Still laughing after several deep breaths*

Wow. Just

That comic genius

What brilliance.

Twilight's dad! :rainbowlaugh:

LOL!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Wow, that was somefanfic iloved it I'm adding this to my favorites. And poor twilight lavender:trollestia:

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Brilliant.

I really liked Spike's determined neutrality, and I rather suspect that when Night Light gets to the dungeons, he'll find two princesses in there with his wife. I wonder how much Luna's been badgering her in her dreams, and whether she thinks that she's just dreaming about it due to the stress of Luna badgering her when she's awake...

I'm still smiling. This has been possibly the most laugh provoking story I have read all year! *Tony the Tiger voice* This story was grrreat! :pinkiehappy:

:rainbowlaugh:Oh, sweet Celestia, it just keeps escalating...:rainbowlaugh:
Can't...breathe...:pinkiegasp:

This should be of a use. :twilightsheepish:
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Also, love the ending and the Luna fangirl thing. :rainbowlaugh:

Dearest Daughter,
I have found a most perfect place to write. It's quiet, undisturbed, and my meals are delivered three times a day. Best of all, there are armed guards to keep the distractions away.

Your loving mother,
Twilight Velvet

P.S. Please try to visit your father a few times over the next three to six months. I'll see you when I get out, and I should have two new books done by then. If this works well, I may just decide to take a few months in the castle dungeons every time I start a new book.

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