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Posh


How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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  • 69 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 363 views
  • 90 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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    1 comments · 260 views
  • 91 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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    8 comments · 254 views
  • 96 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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    1 comments · 262 views
  • 97 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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Dec
19th
2022

Reaction Story Ideas · 7:11pm Dec 19th, 2022

Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

What is a reaction story?

Well, a reaction story is a story where at least one character sits down, and watches a YouTube video. They react to what’s on the video. Most of the story is just the events of the video transcribed, with occasional interjections from the characters watching. Their not-at-all trite or tedious responses to the YouTube video, which is carrying the bulk of (what can generously be described as) the narrative, helps remix and enhance the experience of watching and listening to the video by giving you an in-depth look at what your favorite characters would REALLY THINK about such compelling subject matter as...

-Fallout lore
-Bloodborne lore
-The Wehrmacht
-Super Smash Bros. Cringe Compilations
-Illegal statutory R. Kelly piss and sex tape

...And many more!

A typical story may look like this:

Scootaloo and Discord sat down in front of their Apple iPhone, eager to watch the latest video by acclaimed Red Dead Redemption content creator Strange Man.

“Gosh,” said Scootaloo, “I can’t wait to see what Strange Man will discuss in this video! His last video about the Valentine curse was really super cool!”

“Oh, nonsense,” said Discord. “I could curse twenty things fifty times faster!”

“Oh, Discord~!” said the entire town of Ponyville in unison.

The Strange Man video started with Arthur Morgan on his horse, walking through the woods. Some text on the screen said “Here are ten new Red Dead Redemption II facts!” Then a list of seventy-six patrons appeared. Scootaloo and Discord began to read them all.

“Wow! I can’t believe MilfChipmunk is a top-tier subscriber!”

“Oh look! Ballsack69 contributed to this video!”

The two of them were very excited to see all the patrons who helped make the video possible. Then, when the patron screen vanished, Strange Man’s logo appeared on the screen...

This is just a sample of the riveting content that awaits in the fascinating world of reaction stories.

Now, I, Posh, actor, critic, writer, singer, songwriter, actor, playwright, shipwright, wainwright, and all-around general pain in the ass, have a NUMBER of fantastic reaction story ideas that I would like to offer to the entire FimFiction community, free of charge. These combinations of characters and YouTube videos will surely result in some of the best content on this website. Simply credit me, Posh, as the inventor, writer, critic, songwriter, and undertaker responsible for the idea, and I won’t have to have you killed.

Here are my great ideas!

Applejack and Rainbow Dash react to Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared (2022) Grolton and Hovris Scenes

Spike Reacts to Dark Simpsons Minisode #1 - Bart Wets His Pants

Rarity reacts to Caught in the Act: Crab Eating Frozen Gas

Fluttershy reacts to Desert Bus (Sega CD) Full Playthrough

Pinkie Pie Reacts to Illegal Statutory R. Kelly Piss and Sex Tape

Twilight Sparkle reacts to Pony Cum Jar Project Transfusion

Well, that’s all the great ideas and content I have for you today! Time for me to get back to work. All that writing, critiquing, playwrighting, skywriting, and harvesting ain’t gonna take care of itself!

*Evolves into my formless entity of pure energy persona and dissipates into the seven astral winds*

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Comments ( 20 )

Ideas are the primary vehicle by which new information appears in human social groups which can then go on to change the behavior of humans in those groups and, through them, the rest of the world.

Stop plagiarising me or I will contact my lawyers.

DannyJ – 06/02/2021
Imagine if you put as much effort into your actual writing as you do into spiting people you don't like. PGS would be done by now, and we'd probably be editing the epilogue for Magica Ex.

Posh – 06/02/2021
I mean, it's a shitpost
I could probably get it done in an afternoon
the actual writing takes time and energy investment.

DannyJ – 06/02/2021
Everything you write is by definition a shitpost.

Posh – 06/02/2021
anyway, you're going to edit this for me.

DannyJ – 06/02/2021
Read my outline that you demanded I write, you time-displaced protohuman.

Posh – 06/02/2021
that will happen first.

DannyJ – 06/02/2021
I do not believe you.
You sit on a throne of lies.

Posh – 06/02/2021
elf was a dumb movie.

DannyJ – 06/02/2021
You take that back, slut.

Where's Lorelai

I literally cannot believe this is a real thing that real people do. Sometimes I think this site is a monument to the sins of humanity.

5704095
Out somewhere being tsundere, I imagine.

I would love it if someone wrote a story about a character reacting to Posh. 🙏

Actually, I take that back... you thought Elf was a dumb movie???

5704085

I will donate to your legal defense fund.

Posh #10 · Dec 19th, 2022 · · 1 ·

5704095 lounging in bed in stolen pajamas watching italian cooking videos on a stolen iphone and licking kernels of popcorn out of a bowl one at a time while grumbling about how she could do better than the chefs in the vids


5704103 this too

5704085
I knew you were the best.

Where did you get a perfect replica of the Spine of the Cosmos‽

5704170 3D printed it.

Posh #15 · Dec 20th, 2022 · · 1 ·

5704142 you are it

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5704161

Thank you both. One day we will bring Posh to account for his crimes.:heart:

Now, I, Posh, actor, critic, writer, singer, songwriter, actor, playwright, shipwright, wainwright, and all-around general pain in the ass,

Today I learned what a wainwright is, from Google. A wainwright is a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals.

5704085

you time-displaced protohuman

You are best insulter. I grovel before you. Please insult me, senpai.

5744417

You are a very bad horse.

5744417 Spoken like someone who’s never wrighted a wain before

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Posh
had a dream the MLP movie was about captain Picard and commander Riker making first contact with Princess Celestia
and I think songbird serenade was publicly executed

DannyJ
Sounds like a much better movie than what we got.
Why didn't they do that?

Posh
Stewart was unavailable

DannyJ
Ah yes, of course. He was famously quite busy with The Emoji Movie at the time.
A real passion project of his, I hear.

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