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Pascoite


I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

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Vending machines suck. But Trixie never plays fair.


An entry in the A Thousand Words Contest III, in the Comedy category.
Reading by Rainbow Infinity Readings

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 12 )

Upvote for Trixie being Trixie to manage getting stuck inside

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And another upvote for being Trixie enough to stay stuck.

What an incredible escape! Truly I am in awe of the The Great and Powerful Trixie's bravery and skill!

:facehoof: So her bra was stretched out on a C rack
:trixieshiftright: C 1 across from C 7 but C 3 to C 5 exactly
:twilightoops:
:trollestia: Why does my vending machine have a butt print on my favorite cake?

Trixie shenanigans are the best. She always did give out the "Stuck inside a vending machine" energies

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Ha, that's an oddly specific aura for her to exude, but I like the thought.

That was funny, haha, stuck inside a vending machine! That sounds dangerous to be honest, I remember an episode in Happy Tree Friends with a vending machine, it was either a flash game or just a scene.

Greetings. Your reading has been completed and can be found below. I hope you enjoy.

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I appreciate it!

I get the feeling this happened far more often than anyone at CHS likes to admit. Hilarious work all around; you fit an impressive amount of escalation into the smallest publishable space. Thank you for it and best of luck in the judging.

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You didn’t mention her, so I don’t know what about your comment spurred this into my brain, but I now realize we need a Trixie/Pinkie buddy comedy. Surely that’s been done.

On her way out of the Garden Club’s room, Sunset Shimmer waved goodbye to Wallflower Blush.

oh hey Wallflower’s in this!

“Greetings!” Trixie called as she met Sunset walking down the hallway. “The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a Great and Powerful Snack before Dance Club practice. Do you want to come along to the vending machines?”

of course Trixie talks in small caps

A puff of smoke, and on the floor beside Sunset sat the package of crackers. Inside the machine hung Trixie, her arms tangled in racks C1 through C7. Her face blazed red for a moment, but then she fumbled with her left hand at the rest of the peanut butter crackers in rack C8. She did manage to knock the remainder down the chute. “You will save those for Trixie!”

dang that must be a roomy vending machine! and yes this is about the kind of stupid thing i’d expect Trixie to do with her magic powers

“Isn’t Trixie well worth it? Besides, you only have to free Trixie’s arms so she can cast the spell again.”

gotta say “Isn’t Trixie well worth it?” is a fantastic Trixie sentence

“Gross, are those pimiento cheese sandwiches?”

what? but those are the best! well, there’s no accounting for taste

But flick her wrist she did, and after a puff of smoke, in place of the crackers on the floor sat a bra. Did that mean…?

well, that just happened! i guess it’s the inevitable result of stuck in a vending machine energy

“Ooh, is that a pimiento cheese sandwich? That would hit the spot!”

oh good i’m glad someone in the story has correct taste!

Pinkie materialized from nowhere and reached for the energy drink, but fortunately, Rarity slapped her hand. “No!”

i am sure there are plenty of incidents behind this reaction


this was a great bit of fun, classic Trixie Trixie-ing, thank you for writing!

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