Hello to all! It's been awhile. Life have been keeping me pretty busy. Mostly Friday the 13th the game, been playing that a lot lately. However today Ark announced some awesome updates, one being a collector's edition of the game that I sooo wanna buy (Trying to save money up for that now, I'm hoping I can get that very soon) and a whole new DLC map for free with a griffin! This new map Ragnarok is something I've been hoping would be coming to Ark and I was happy to see it become apart of the

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Of course! Chica! How could I forget about our friend, Mandopony! Come my friend, we'll make sure you survive the night!

Shining and Shepherd have... Problems. They're fighting a lot. So the mares hatch a plan: Get both of them drunk, hand/hooffcuff them to each other then dump them on some distant island or desert.

Then watch as they're forced in Buddy cop movie style to work together and develop a begrudging trust and respect for each other in their misadventures to return to Equestria.

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Shining: "All right... If we fell this tree trunk we can cross this gorge... But we'll need an axe."

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So I've been following this game on steam for a long time now, Ark Survival Evolved, it's on PC and Xbox one and hasn't been on PS4 as of yet. I'm a big fan of anything with dinosaurs but I don't have a great gaming computer and this game looks amazing. It's coming out to the PS4 on the 6th and I'm for one am excited for the game. So you might not see me at all for some time. However because of this I'm working on a secret project before the day Ark is out. Anyways hopefully you all are alright

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Eta to Wisconsin: 2 days

(rather, 2 days for the cross country drive)

Anyway, John Wolfe did this amusing Jeff the Killer fanfic reading.

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Ah! But Freddy! Don't forget about our special guest, Mandopony!

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! I'm sure you'll all have a marvelous time! Just as long as you... Survive the night.

Yay, I managed to survive 21 years in total now!

Now I'm at the legal age to watch porn! (already watched since what, 12? '-') Vote! (We're obligated to vote starting 18+ in my country/ I don't care and never will '-_-) Drive a car! (Don't care, bus is cheaper XD) and go to jail! (hurray? '-')

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Threat to Survival is the best album I've heard all year, man.
Asking for It should win fucking Grammy Award, bro.

Baby, you talk too much and you were asking for it, asking for it, asking, you can blame bad luck but you were asking for it, asking for it, asking!
When all is said and done, you need to tie your tongue, because when you spit on every wa wa one! You are, you are and now you're asking for it, asking for it, asking!

Hello little foals! I'm glad you all could make the show! I'm sure we'll have a killer time!

Just some general tips and advice this time around.

1. I cannot stress this enough, but WASH YOUR HANDS. First weapon in fighting this.

2. Mind your handling of things others have

3. If you absolutely have to touch your face, like for an itch, use your shoulder

4. Surgical masks do nothing, you're basically constantly uncomfortable and constantly adjusting them.

5: Cough into your shirt, and on that note change clothes daily.

6. Bathe daily

7. Drink lots of fluids

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So I've had a few ideas in my head for some chapters in Ark. I wanted to know if anyone wants to see Luna join our survivors in their journey in Ark

http://www.strawpoll.me/13882040

Howdy every Ditzy, Derpyforever here, DFtheDerpMaster if you please, and I am back at you with another online mini-game: THE SURVIVAL GAMES!!!

Wanna play the game? Then go to this server IP:
us.mineplex.com

And don't forget to follow my boring life :D

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For those who have seen the new episode, you know how there are many alternate realities. (This is not a roleplay, simply a few comments must for fun) So for today's activity, we'll take your oc or ponysona and list what they were doing during...

Sombras War
Were they fighting for Celestia? Were they fighting for the adversary? Maybe they were canning food or helping the injured!

The Chrysallis Resistance

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OK so to put this plainly a few months ago I posted a chapter as a notice and insurance policy.

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D̴͙̼̪̣̝͙̠̺̃̍̾̾̓͑͋̄̑̓̕͝͠ȏ̶̡̢̳͔͇̰͓̤̠̺̟̫͉̼̒͗̎͒̏̀̽͌̄̽́̊͘ͅn̸̢̜͍̘̭̠͓̬̝͉̺͖̿̿͆̎̄͘'̷̨̨̡̻̱̞̼̬̹̣̖̱̝̲͑̈́͘ͅt̷̨̺͚͎̰̫͎̪͇̰̻̬̳̉̑̐͊͌͘͜͜ ̵̳͕̫̜̪͚̱͖͉̙͚̫͍̔͋̏̕̕͘h̷̖̣̯̳̳̜͔̜͈̹͈̞̜̔̀̑̔͂ͅo̶̡͓̦͉͕̲̼̅͆̄l̵̨̻̜̣͈̘͍͕̤̉́d̸̺̳̞̲͎̰͖͉̭͕̱̭̙͈̽̈́̇̒̎͂̃̇͒̇͝ ̷̨̧͎̠̩̦̮̖̱͛̓̈̂͝ͅȉ̴͈̲̥̼͍̅̿̏̇̕͠ţ̵̤̙͇͆́̊̔̚ ̸̡̡̲̜̬͍̠̮͎̺̮̩̼̭̬̆̓̏̓͠ȃ̸̧̢̨̞͍̺̼̃̌͂̽͛̇̄g̵̡̧̛͖̗͎͍̲̤̭̝͔̼̻̓̌ą̸̛͍͓̇̿̄̾̑̽̉͑į̵̲̩̞̓̐̎̏̑̅̽͠n̸̰͕͕̹̙̞̮̳͓͔̟̦̘̰̍̿̉͂̉̈́̀̌̈́͛̄̂͜s̶̮̱̹͖̱͓̱͒͛͛̿̔t̶̡̨̻̹͖̗̖̝̻̯͚̀͊́̏̃͠ ̴̨̧̤͓̥̰̻̳̝̬̭͈̊͊̑̀̇̃͋͘͘͘͝͠ṯ̴́̉͌h̸͕̹͙̆̐͗̈́͂͛̃̆̂̋̓͗̑ė̶͇̎̏̏̍̓̋͑̒̓̚͝͝m̵͖̞͓̩̼̬̍̓̄̚

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So I don't talk about myself too much here, oddly enough I talk about myself here in more personal detail than anywhere else. I guess it feels safer to talk about things bothering me when nobody knows my real name. Yet I think there are some things that need discussed, for my sake and hopefully to help others. For the past year I've been suffering with suicidal depression. I've seen a therapist, I've done some exercising, and I even picked up yoga. All these things have been very helpful but

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