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The Bricklayer


Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (He/Him & They/Them)

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It's been several years since Nightingale Solstice graduated from high school, actually. On a whim, he finds himself wandering into a strip club. What he did not expect however was who was on stage, with faint hormone-addled feelings buried since before graduation becoming embers once more.

A few weeks later, he finds himself needing a hot date for a party. Dare he pick up that phone, and ask for her help? Oh boy.

Basically, an excuse to write a story focused on sex work that does *not* delve into M-Rated territory, no romance for once. Just friendship. Written for CategoricalGrant's 2021 Cuddlefic Contest.

Proofread by my good friend and sister in all but blood Nailah along with armid.

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The saber in your hands is a pen to write it down. Words to save this world.

That was a sacred oath Twilight had been taught since birth. A descendant of one of many secret swordsmen, Twilight hoped she would never have to pick up the blade herself. All that changed when her Master was slaughtered in front of her eyes.

Like a phoenix from the ashes, another Saber rose. And now began her quest to kill the immortal Swordsman. The pen, it seemed, was just as mighty as the sword!

(Kamen Rider Saber crossover, with KR being property of Toei. Updates every Friday)

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"So, it's been a few months. I haven't heard back from anyone. I need to find some other way to call for help..."

Stranded on the moon thanks to her own recklessness, Della Duck is nearly at the end of her rope. But no matter, she will find a way back home to her boys! Oh, and her brother as well! ...wait, who's that mysterious figure watching her?

Is it madness setting in, or is she not as alone as she thought she was...?

Or where instead of a civilization, Della finds herself alone together with a fallen Princess...

(Ducktales crossover, not making any money off it Disney! Proofread by TheRedParade)

(Featured on 1/19/21 in normal and mature boxes, same on 1/20/21 and same on 1/21/21 and on 1/22/21)

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Christmas music rang out from an old stereo placed carefully near the windows, so the music could echo out in the street and fill passersby with a warm little feeling. Snow covered the streets, little flurries falling down like the feathers of angel wings. There were still a few days before Christmas, but already you could feel the festivities in the air.

Mind, festivities weren’t exactly what one pair of humans had in mind. More like a bit of fun actually. This would be a holiday season to remember, indeed! It would go down in history!

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...or where Rainbow and Scootaloo team up to prank everyone. Really, Sunset has nobody but herself to blame.

Done for Jinglemas 2020, as a gift for Hamster Wizard

(Featured on 12/22/20)

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Honestly, Riptalon really didn't expect this day to go well.

Get in, get out, wreck some server rooms and not get caught. Now he had The Blues after him. And a mysterious benefactor who had his own plans.

Lovely. Situation normal, all funked up.

(Featured on 12/14/20 in normal and sin boxes, and on 12/15/20 in regular box)

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From one side of the country to the next, from Manhatten back to Los Angeles. It was supposed to be so simple.

But as ever, fate hates Applejack's guts and now she's stuck with another woman's phone while this Rainbow Dash is stuck with her own. Damn.

(Phone Swap AU) Written for the AppleDash Warm And Fuzzy Feelings Event

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Celestia preaches love and peace, forgiveness for all. Never to kill, only to imprison. However, some take up issue with this. A disillusioned squadron of Royal Guards dispensing their own brand of safety and security. Now, she finds her ways questioned and wondering... are they right? Is there no place for truth and justice anymore?

Maybe it is time for a change...

(Takes place Pre-Canon) Proofread by one Vis-a-Viscera

Featured on 8/7/20 and on 8/8/20 in both regular and mature featured boxes. Featured on 8/9/20 as well. Comments on this now disabled due to various flame wars.

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So when two, yet not quite humans appear in Twilight's castle, she finds herself taking on a new role. From the Queen of Equestria to adoptive mother. However, that's not going to be easy, and she finds herself wanting to kill whoever made these kids like this. Namely, half-starved and just that wee bit paranoid of those around them.

Yeah, whenever she finds this 'Shadow Weaver' she's going to banish her to the moon. And probably this Hordak as well.

Or the one where Twilight adopts kid Catra and Adora and becomes the mother figure they sorely needed. And probably blows up the Evil Horde in the process.

(Now with live reading done by Nailah)

Featured on 7/22/20 in both regular and mature boxes. Featured on in both boxes on 7/23/20 as well.

My name is not Noelle Stevenson, and therefore I do not own She-Ra.

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Tony Stark considers himself a fairly open-minded guy, given the whole Iron Man thing and all. There's nothing that can't be explained away by science.

...Even a very tiny lavender unicorn who ended up in his lab. Maybe. Who seems intent on calling him dad. Well, at least he can say to himself he won't have to find a gift for Pepper this year. Now, explaining this one to SHIELD, on the other hand, not to mention getting over his crippling parental anxiety issues? Yikes. ...somehow, facing Ivan Vanko again sounds more appealing.

Set Pre-Avengers. Proofread by TheRedParade

featured on 6/23/20, 6/24/20, 6/25/20, 6/26/20, and on 6/27/20. Top of the box!

(Iron Man and associated characters property of Marvel Comics)
(New title suggested by Airy Words, thanks! 👍 )

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So yeah, Gallus was happy enough he supposed. Had a great boyfriend, and actual friends. Life was good.

...except for ongoing debates on if being gay should be allowed. Stallions were a precious thing, and well mares outnumbered them ten to one. So what did that make a stallion wanting to date another guy? Gallus, faced with the potential ending of his relationship, worries and then he speaks out. Loudly, in fact.


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