If it was an lie what about Thomas hmm tell me what about him pyre please explain I'm just asking

Ohhh...that's just the spot...ooh, you animal, you! I love you, my beautiful blue-feathered creature!
I love you too, my purple unicorn. Oh, Twilight! Be my Pony Girl!
You are my airplane in the night sky! Fly me to ecstasy!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! Ahm darned sick an' tired o' these MordeTwi memes, an' I--
[Applejack opens the door]

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Two guys meet on the April fools day, and the first guy says, "Your shoes are untied."

The other guy looks down, and sees his shoelaces are neatly tied. He pauses for a moment, his face now pale. "B-behind you! A d-dinosaur!"

The first guy laughs and waves his hand. "There are no such things as dinosaurs!"

And then the dinosaur ate them both.

Best April Fools ever.
~Twi

Why am I me or why are you, you? Am I real? I don't really know how to word this, but why am I, out of 7 billion people, the person I see out of?

WOW!!
Woah!
Oh shid!!

Do you want MORE fan episodes of MLP? Do you like filling out non political surveys based on topics surrounding your hobbies~? Do you want all of your wildest dreams to come true, and more~?! Well the following link gives you two out of three maybe!

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I'm working on a new story called Every Lie at the moment, already have the first chapter done and plan on getting the next three finished before that. I won't say much, but I will say this:

"Perhaps the biggest lie - even if accidental - was that it was suppose to stay sunny that day.”

As you probably already know there's an extremely important holiday coming up tomorrow that we're all gonna celebrate. That's right tomorrow is the important day that Dick Tracey married Tess Truehart. So remember everyone make sure to have a special dinner for Dick Tracey and remember to keep the tradition of wearing a yellow hat to the dinner.

Oh it's also Christmas tomorrow but that's nowhere near as important as Dick Tracey's wedding. Happy Dick Tracey wedding day everyone

Okay, I can't hide myself anymore. Earlier, I saw a... post if you can even call it that left me shaking with rage for a good few minutes and I apologize if my spelling isn't great right now. I'm still not in the best f moods. I refuse to let this bastard say I don't exist...

What do I mean by that? Well, just a few weeks ago I figured out my lavel.

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I'm so glad I went grocery shopping today. I bought a nice big chocolate fudge cake and I just so happy to feel hungry right about now...

Here's the proof:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212112/flashfic/thread/460708/flashfic-150-february-2021-two-truths-and-a-lie#comment/7446314

Mason "Dipper" Pines waited for his ride. Pacing back and forth.

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Watch it... watch it immediately!

I just finished watching it today, and I fucking cried!

To anyone reading this story and waiting for the next chapter in The Alicorn Cutie Mark or The faithful Assistant's Lie or both, I apologise for not having posted anything. Lately, I haven't had time to write anything for these two stories, mostly because of the nonsense the university is pulling, but also because of my job, plus starting a summer internship and working on revisions of an earlier novel. If I can, I will try and get around to writing up another chapter, but I

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This cannot lead to anything but warfare. One side is actively silencing the other, defending crimes by their own violent rioters and leaders, and promising to form councils to identify and attack anyone who dares oppose them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZEpJNynPJU

This is LITERALLY HOW THE THIRD REICH CAME TO BE.. and yet they claim to be 'anti-fascist'? To be something so transparently false is to self-identify as brain-dead.

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This... This couldn't be happening.

As the blue flames licked around him, as he nursed his injured hand, he was slowly coming to realize the reality of the situation. After trillions of years of manipulations. After a thirty year plan. After all of that planning and time. He had lost. It was over. He stared at his two thin, black, now wholly powerless arms, unable to mentally accept it.

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That's... That's something.

A becomes Z, B becomes Y, and so on from there. Have fun!

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Bill laid on his new back. Incredibly proud of himself and feeling a little safer around his partners.

His partners were not happy.

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You may have noticed that I've sort of been... missing. Missing might be the word. Being even worse at answering chat messages, e-mails, phone calls, carrier pigeons, and the odd note stuck to my front door with a jeweled damascene dagger (you know who you are).

Let me explain.

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