You can easily make (pretty delicious) cake in a microwave.

You need butter, flour (substitute half the flour with cocoa power for chocolate cake), sugar, milk, an egg, salt, and vanilla extract. Just dump it all into a bowl and whisk it vigorously with a fork, until there's some bubbles.

Pour into a mug. Pop it in the microwave for about 90 seconds.

Boom! Cake in 10 seconds minutes flat. (I'd make Rainbow Dash proud)

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Applejack has turned into a cake. This is bad news. Very bad since Pinkie wants to eat her. So does Rainbow Dash.

I also want it on the record this one probably sucks and has to be the weirdest story I've written in a very long time. Or all time. Take your pick.

Hello Everypony!

Well, I said I'd put out something new today, so here's a short little tale about the internal struggles of a certain cotton candy mare, and the help of a friend who teaches her a new way to look at herself.

My first story on this site written entirely in present tense. Enjoy Luv Yew, Mummy Pingkee Pi.

Everypony-

Yes, I did declare 'break week', but I also said I miiiight publish a story of my own that was basically ready to go anyway. Well, I did. If it's you're cup of tea, enjoy a somber, post-holiday tale of a young unicorn doctor named Painless, as he learns to soften his heart again.

Be well, ponies

Sugarcube in the Corner

Biscuit or Cake? That is the question.

Hi, guys!

I'm happy with where the story is at. Look for it in the near future. Thanks!

Vivid

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Would you share chocolate cake with Princess Celestia?

Or would you eat the whole chocolate cake and not share any of it?

Would you stuff Princess Celestia with cake? As in demand/force her to eat more cake.

Princess Celestia: But my little human! I'm full! And I'll get fat!"

*You force a spoonful of cake into her mouth.*

You: No! Keep eating the fattening cake! I want you bigger and fatter!

*Princess Celestia sighs and reluctantly agrees to eat more cake.*

Give Princess Celestia more cake!

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Good news for humans and alicorns (found on Instapundit). New research shows chocolate cake for breakfast may⁽*⁾ help you lose weight.

(*) or not.

Rumors of this research being funded by extra-terrestrial entities is entirely false. Really.

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how do you do it?

this feels so uncomfortable...

maybe that Celestia would have done me well for the next week or so, unless someone could find me a cuter female or male picture.

I'm picky, so beware.

Getting me to like a profile pic is like trying to feed a crying baby.

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Thanks Gregoryco123 for this amazing picture. It’s official, I’m 18 years old now.

Thanks to everyone who liked, faved, commented or otherwise enjoyed Pound and Pumpkin's adventure!

Hello Everypony,

Yep, I did it again. What began with me just being sick for a few days and desiring to entertain myself just became a trifecta of misunderstanding madness. Not sorry!

Anyway, good to see you all, as it is good to chatter with you on Discord. Don't be strangers and enjoy!

Look at that Princess Celestia eat cake!

This week's blog post ran to 1500 words, so I submitted it as new story instead.
Check out: Domestic Rock Science
If you liked the rock cakes demo in Rock Farms and Nuclear Reactors, you might enjoy this.
I'm now off on a geophysics field trip.

Damn girl is too big. Do you think Princess Celestia needs to lay off the cake to lose some weight?

She be breaking dining table chairs zoom enough.

Or.... do you think Princess Celestia is not big enough? Or just right?

I mean, seriously? 🤦🏻