Too good not to share. · 11:57pm Apr 28th, 2014
Sung to "I am the very model of a modern major General"
I am the very model of a modern magic unicorn.
I've information magic and I never wear a uniform,
My entrances are heralded by trumpets and a Flugelhorn,
I've eaten magic bagels and my horn can write in Cuneiform!
I make up for my lack of hands with magic ingenuity
Manipulating objects with startling acuity,
I'm also rather stunning in a way that's undeniable
To stare at me in wonder is completely justifiable!
We are lingering ghosts, you and I.
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