TExtra-Vehicular Activity
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Horror
Sci-Fi
Thriller
A sci-fi adventure/horror/thriller. 'You' are Rainbow Dash. You and the girls are all in stasis, headed to Cepheus Prime for some routine diplomatic talks. ...So why did everything just go dark?
Second Person
Rainbow Dash
alamais · 29k words · 29 5 · 704 views
TAdvent Redemption
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Adventure
Sci-Fi
After thousands of years, a human has been returned to Earth, to meet the new inhabitants. Is he a threat? A friend? A demigod from out of ancient history? He sure as hell doesn't know.
Human
Crossover
Celestia
Luna
Trixie
OC
Other
alamais · 31k words · 63 15 · 1.7k views
EA Last Warmth at the End of Time
MLP: FiM
Dark
Random
Sad
Randomly (?) displaced Ron the human and Derpy Hooves comfort each other as they coast to the end of the universe.
Alt. Universe
Human
Derpy
alamais · 2.4k words · 12 11 · 452 views

EHeart of Gold
MLP: FiM
Drama
"Harmony, I have come to bargain," shouted Gilda.
Gilda
Tree of Harmony
TCC56 · 2.5k words · 497 5 · 4.3k views
TFallout: Equestria. We're no Heroes
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Slice of Life
Cyborgs Anne and her brain damaged mother Lee are forced to return to the stable that created them.
Gore
Violence
Death
Crossover
Derpy
OC
otherunicorn · 235k words · 176 28 · 6.3k views
TDestination Unknown
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
“Tour America by Rail!” the sign said, and so Sweetsong does. Everything she needs for a journey fits into her saddlebags, and there are plenty of trains to choose from if she’s resourceful enough.
Human
OC
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 59k words · 189 4 · 2.4k views
TStarlight Over Detrot: A Noir Tale
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Mystery
In the decaying metropolis of Detrot, 60 years and one war after Luna's return, Detective Hard Boiled and friends must solve the mystery behind a unicorn's death in a film noir-inspired tale of ponies, hard cider, conspiracy, and murder.
OC
Chessie · 1.5m words · 1,280 48 · 57k views
EForgotten
MLP: FiM
MLP Gen 5
Mystery
Sad
Slice of Life
Eager for more answers about Equestria's ancient history, Sunny Starscout uses one of her dad's maps to venture into a long-untouched forest in search of the past.
Hitch Trailblazer
Izzy Moonbow
Sunny Starscout
Pipp
Zipp
milesprower06 · 21k words · 1,018 18 · 16k views
TFor The Alicorn Who Has Nothing (Which Fits)
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
All Celestia really wants for Hearth's Warming is to get through the palace's annual gift-receiving ceremony without wishing to be hit by a meteor.
Celestia
Estee · 10k words · 351 9 · 4.2k views

About Meh

Me? Sci Fi geek. Computer guru. Long time non-fandom furry. Sort of a scientist.

I like shipping humans with ponies...I guess I'm like Fred from Galaxy Quest: I could totally fall for a betentacled person with a nice personality. So really, having dirty thoughts about ponies is actually pretty tame for me.

Trixie is best pone. Followed by Fluttershy.

I write horribly nonlinearly: I make extensive outlines and backgrounds, then fill in chapters at random as I get inspired to do so. I am trying to work on this, to at least be able to write linearly and more spontaneously.

EHeart of Gold
MLP: FiM
Drama
"Harmony, I have come to bargain," shouted Gilda.
Gilda
Tree of Harmony
TCC56 · 2.5k words · 497 5 · 4.3k views
TFallout: Equestria. We're no Heroes
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Slice of Life
Cyborgs Anne and her brain damaged mother Lee are forced to return to the stable that created them.
Gore
Violence
Death
Crossover
Derpy
OC
otherunicorn · 235k words · 176 28 · 6.3k views
TDestination Unknown
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
“Tour America by Rail!” the sign said, and so Sweetsong does. Everything she needs for a journey fits into her saddlebags, and there are plenty of trains to choose from if she’s resourceful enough.
Human
OC
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 59k words · 189 4 · 2.4k views
TStarlight Over Detrot: A Noir Tale
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Mystery
In the decaying metropolis of Detrot, 60 years and one war after Luna's return, Detective Hard Boiled and friends must solve the mystery behind a unicorn's death in a film noir-inspired tale of ponies, hard cider, conspiracy, and murder.
OC
Chessie · 1.5m words · 1,280 48 · 57k views
EForgotten
MLP: FiM
MLP Gen 5
Mystery
Sad
Slice of Life
Eager for more answers about Equestria's ancient history, Sunny Starscout uses one of her dad's maps to venture into a long-untouched forest in search of the past.
Hitch Trailblazer
Izzy Moonbow
Sunny Starscout
Pipp
Zipp
milesprower06 · 21k words · 1,018 18 · 16k views
TFor The Alicorn Who Has Nothing (Which Fits)
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
All Celestia really wants for Hearth's Warming is to get through the palace's annual gift-receiving ceremony without wishing to be hit by a meteor.
Celestia
Estee · 10k words · 351 9 · 4.2k views
EThe Farmer in the Dell
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Dale was a simple pony of the land, a widower with foals grown and moved away, and it looked like he would be the last of his line to work his ancient farm—but when an unexpected visitor literally drops in, everything changes for both of them.
OC
Changelings
Dave Bryant · 3.7k words · 96 3 · 1.6k views
EBusiness Trip
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
'R' and 'E' are right next to one another on keyboards, so I dismissed 'Mareiott' as a typo and booked my hotel room online. It was only after I found a pony waiting for me at the airport that I realized it was, instead, a horrible pun.
Human
Other
AlwaysDressesInStyle · 13k words · 5.4k views
ECelestia Immoral
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
How hard can it be to become evil?
Celestia
Rune Soldier Dan · 3.2k words · 662 9 · 8.3k views
EMythic Dawn
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Mystery
Luster Dawn has never gone on an adventure before. She's never had real friends before. Unfortunately she's going to get both.
OC
Bat Pony
Luster Dawn
MagnetBolt · 62k words · 176 4 · 2.5k views
TThe Maretian
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sci-Fi
Mark Watney is stranded- the only human on Mars. But he's not alone- five astronauts from a magical kingdom are shipwrecked with him.
Sex
Profanity
Crossover
Human
Spitfire
Changelings
Starlight Glimmer
Dragons
Cherry Berry
Kris Overstreet · 480k words · 2,556 53 · 34k views
T80 Days 'Til the World's Farthest Shore
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Twilight Sparkle, lost among the cosmos, would very much like to go home.
Alt. Universe
Human
Twilight
Cynewulf · 11k words · 779 11 · 7.4k views
TThe Sword of the Helpless
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Brownie Sundae is a simple mercenary. She does her job and keeps her promises. All she wants is to find employment that won't leave a bad taste in her mouth, but when gods and devils conspire to create havoc, what can one pony do?
Violence
Crossover
Luna
Zecora
Trixie
OC
albedoequals1 · 34k words · 27 5 · 811 views
TNight Crew
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Meet Hangfire, a weather pegasi with not a few hangups, and a problem. She's now on the Night Crew
Twilight
Rarity
Luna
Bon-Bon
Other
NFire · 36k words · 26 1 · 723 views
TWalking Through Fire
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Princess Celestia is sometimes an enigma. What is it with her and tea? Why doesn't she drink cider? And how will she react when Twilight Sparkle confesses that she has a crush on her former mentor?
Twilight
Celestia
SPark · 7.1k words · 1,889 29 · 23k views
TChanging Lanes
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Drama
When a human and his home land in Equestria, his love of speed quickly draws a few ponies to him, most notably Princess Luna. But her own desires and secrets soon begin to create..... complications in their friendship.
Death
Violence
Profanity
Human
Second Person
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Nightmare Moon
Anon
AutoPony · 123k words · 405 32 · 11k views
TBedbound (And Beyond)
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Freshly-arrived human in a state of some disrepair is tended to by local deity.
Human
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cackling Moron · 104k words · 1,562 31 · 19k views
EEclipse
MLP: FiM
Adventure
A recurring nightmare convinces Luna that, since her return, she has never regained her sister's complete trust. And at the forthcoming Festival of the Eclipse, she decides to make amends with a bold gesture: she removes the moon from the sky.
Celestia
Luna
8686 · 65k words · 368 4 · 4.6k views

Vote Alamais for Your New God!

you know
as bad as it would be
yeah, I'd support ala for godhood
..........—fourths

Raving Endorsements!

"ala, I love you, but you are going to hell" —fourths again, actually.

"ala is the most chaotic neutral person i've ever known" —Flod¥.

"Ala is equal parts hilarious and frustrating" —Phoenix Kitten

"it makes me nervous when you use punctuation" —Floydi🐔 again :D

"Ala is a horse philanderer." —Senator fourths

"Why didn't I think you could make it worse." —Nev

"I'm scared to ask what ala did" —Veo

"greased whith what? ... you disgust me" —david

"'dripping like an alamais' brain' is very popular dirty talk among the masses" —Cinna

"ala is obviously malware" —Veo, Redux

"To look upon Ala is to look upon a mad god, with much the same results." —KMCA

What I've Been Working On

Work, really. Work-work. I think if I'm likely to write anything soon, it would be in the same 'verse as EVA, or possibly something entirely new...

I have to admit that Princess Celestia is an Ice Road Trucker seems unlikely to happen. Been too long since my IRT binge, and I've got too much other media floating around in my head now... Maybe some year.

I think Advent Redemption has been stalled for so long because I really don't like the latter part of its outline. I'm just not sure where to take it.

Underappreciated

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Jun

7th

2020

Black Lives Matter · 9:22pm Jun 7th, 2020

Oh, well.

Hadn't checked the site for a while. I've mostly been blithering on Discord, and elsewhere shutting up, signal boosting, and spreading moeyns around since I'm fairly white, very privileged, and have minimal platform/audience anyway. Buuut, what with the combination of greater-world and fandom-local current events, I guess at the least this is its own form of signal-boost in this particular microcosm.

Report alamais · 382 views · #black lives matter

These are pretty hot...

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