Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I just want the world to be happy.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

Kumo desu ga nani ka

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

Just somepony who likes words

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Almost There...

Yo

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

How much pony would a pony pony pony if a pony pony could pony pony?

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

...but like, bluer than that, and more ungular.

>:/

Death of conversation

My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

"If I can't be accurate, then I'm sure as hell gonna be extra." -BDG

I write fluff and sadness.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I really need to come up with a better bio.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

My own Arch Nemesis. All Cadance, All The Time.

mwap

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Just some random guy. [Retired]

space is a waste

time is a crime