space is a waste

time is a crime

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Something-something horse narrations.

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

A talking rifle. Gameplay programmer and aspiring writer. Writes stories with whimsical humor, stories with looming conspiracies and HiE that pokes fun at his choice of school/study.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Lonely asshat, programmer of Noxico, retired ROM hacker, and all-round CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!!

The man without a plan.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I am Treg Not really sure what else to put here...

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Yes.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Just a sentiant being trying to find its way to being noticed.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Though I'm not new when it comes to writing fanfiction, I know I'm far from perfect. Hopefully as I try my hand at writing the many MLP fics I have in my head, I'll get much better at it.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

I wrote a horse story once.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

Dead as a doornail since 2014