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Kawa


Lonely asshat, programmer of Noxico, retired ROM hacker, and all-round CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!!

Aug
29th
2015

The Age of the Sirens · 11:40pm Aug 29th, 2015

This image.

It's cute. I can't deny that. But it got me thinking. Why does everybody assume that the Sirens are a thousand years old and run with it? So, in a fashion not unlike my previous post, here's what we know:

Movie
• Banished to the HSAU "ages ago" by Starswirl.
• That's all they wrote.

Comic
• Banished directly to what looks like at most days before the movie starts.

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Jul
2nd
2014

Changeling Facts, and nothing but facts · 3:01pm Jul 2nd, 2014

No conjecture here, only observation.

Cartoon
• Insect-like ponies.
• Regular changelings have single voices -- listen carefully at the giggles when they're breaking the shield.
• Can change on a dime.
• Cannot instantly tell who's the original and who's a copy in the heat of battle.

Guidebook
• Insect features are "designed to scare."

Comic
• Regular changelings have single voices -- compare their speech bubbles with Chrysalis'.

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Dec
11th
2013

It's happening... · 4:26pm Dec 11th, 2013

Sep
24th
2013

On Changelings · 9:33am Sep 24th, 2013

What if the Changelings weren't always as monstrous-looking as they are now?

This is a fairly common headcanon from what I could see, with "they were originally Flutterponies" as a particularly popular specific variant. But I know next to nothing about the Flutterponies, so let's ignore that for a moment.

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Aug
7th
2013

It's strange. · 10:00am Aug 7th, 2013

This morning, I found Merge had gained four faves and two downvotes since last time I checked, which was shortly after publishing chapter twelve.

I don't know what to think of that.

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Aug
2nd
2013

Merge + Tenets · 11:51am Aug 2nd, 2013

The website Celestia refers to in the talk show chapter of Merge has been defictionalized. > tinyurl.com/celestialism

More may be added later.

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Jul
21st
2013

Merge again · 8:14pm Jul 21st, 2013

At this moment, just after releasing the latest (and so far, longest) chapter of Merge, the +22/-10 vote count turned to +21/-11.

If this were after the religious debate I had in mind for chapter 9, I could understand. With a topic like that, you're bound to cause some hurt feelings no matter which side you have win. But this is not that chapter.

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Jul
15th
2013

Merge · 11:57am Jul 15th, 2013

At the moment I write this, Merge is 8 to 8 17 to 9 on votes.

<Kawa> Damn. Merge is soaking up downvotes like it's nothing.
<JunkyardDog> I've seen worse.
<Archonix> Don't you just hate driveby downvotes?
<Kawa> :(
<JunkyardDog> Heard that happend with Conversion concepts. They must think Kawa doing more of it. Sad that is.
<Archonix> Yeah.

If JunkyardDog's guess is correct... cut that out, please. Merge is not a Conversion Bureau fic.

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Apr
10th
2013

The Tenets of Celestia · 1:33pm Apr 10th, 2013

1. Thou shalt treat hoofed creatures with due respect.
2. Any meat shall be yours to eat, except for the meat of a horse, of course.
3. Thou shalt keep the Solstice holy and have a good time, for that day is longest and it's nice out.
4. Thou shalt make certain to carry sunglasses when appropriate, for Celestia is as bright as she is hot.
5. Thou shalt make certain the target of thy jests can take it.
6. Princess Celestia is best pony, for she is the Sun.

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Feb
27th
2013

Downvotes · 3:31pm Feb 27th, 2013

Especially the ones without any further comment. Don't you just hate those?
They're just like

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