The Tenets of Celestia · 1:33pm Apr 10th, 2013
1. Thou shalt treat hoofed creatures with due respect.
2. Any meat shall be yours to eat, except for the meat of a horse, of course.
3. Thou shalt keep the Solstice holy and have a good time, for that day is longest and it's nice out.
4. Thou shalt make certain to carry sunglasses when appropriate, for Celestia is as bright as she is hot.
5. Thou shalt make certain the target of thy jests can take it.
6. Princess Celestia is best pony, for she is the Sun.
7. Thou shalt remember to judge the cover of a book with an open mind. Because zebras.
8. Thou shalt take care to never feed the parasprites, lest thou want to rebuild town. From scratch.
9. Thou shalt not disrespect Princess Luna, lest thou find thine behind on the moon.
10. Should thou wish to make an appointment, be certain to bring cake.
11. Thou shalt not confuse Princess Celestia for some infallible, all-knowing being. She makes mistakes just like anypony.
