On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Forget not that I am a derp.

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

space is a waste

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

time is a crime

If you expect nothing from anypony, you're never disappointed.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I make pony music mostly. Just here to horse around.

I write horse words.

Scraping my way up

Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Rapists can climb

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.