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Sprocket Doggingsworth


I write horse words.

Jan
14th
2022

HFOP - Pony Speak · 3:03am January 14th

Normalize pony speak, and pretending that you don't understand earth vernacular.

ME: "I'm sorry what? Every...Everyb..."

THEM: "Uh...Everybody."

ME: "Huh? Oh, you mean everyPONY. Cute. Clever."

THEM: "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

-Sprocket

Jan
13th
2022

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Trauma · 10:23pm January 13th

For years, I have been using Hurricane Fluttershy's use of "wing power" as a metaphor for pitching in. Everypony contributes for the common good.

It's a major theme of the episode, and of the show in general.

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Dec
31st
2021

New Hooves of Fate Chapter! · 10:12pm Dec 31st, 2021

...and there was much rejoicing.

-Sprocket

Dec
24th
2021

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony - Hearth's Warming Tail · 3:41am Dec 24th, 2021

Hearth's Warming Tail is, of course, a retelling of Dickens's A Christmas Carol, and Starlight Glimmer is a perfect choice to parallel Scrooge. Apart from being a reformed villainess, she is also the only main character to have plausible reasons for holiday indifference.

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Dec
3rd
2021

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony - The End in Friend · 3:56am Dec 3rd, 2021

Last night, I finished watching "The End in Friend". This was the Season 8 episode when Rarity and Rainbow Dash discovered that they had nothing in common, and fought bitterly (and publically) about it, setting a bad example for the Young Six, who were supposed to be learning about friendship.

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Nov
24th
2021

Holiday Tradition · 10:54pm Nov 24th, 2021

Millions of workers don't get to spend Thanksgiving with their families. It's a miserable night to be on the job.

This Thanksgiving, you can make a difference in a stranger's life. All you have to do is buy a box of cookies or chocolates, swing by a business that's open, and give it away.

This small act of kindness and solidarity can make somebody feel cared about, and get them through a rough night.

It's easy and 💯% worth doing.

Discuss.
-Sprocket

Nov
16th
2021

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - That Picture Frame · 2:58pm Nov 16th, 2021

Can we talk for a minute about this picture on the wall, the monumental symbolism the filmmakers managed to instill in it, and how soul-crushingly devastating it is when Sunny comes home after having failed her mission, and DOESN'T straighten it out?

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Nov
7th
2021

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony - Daylight Savings 2021 · 6:36am Nov 7th, 2021

Reblog from 2016

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Oct
28th
2021

Hooves of Fate New Chapter Announcement · 2:50am Oct 28th, 2021

Chapter 54 drops this Friday, just in time for Nightmare Night weekend.

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Oct
27th
2021

Sardines · 5:32pm Oct 27th, 2021

How do unicorns know what sardines are if Bridlewood is landlocked? Why do ponies have sardines at all? Are they omnivores now?

Something's fishy here.