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Sprocket Doggingsworth


I write horse words.

Oct
14th
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Good and Evil · 4:27pm Last Sunday

Sep
21st
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Outsiders · 6:06am September 21st

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine took a meme quiz. I don’t remember what exactly the theme was, but her results where that she was an “outsider” personality - a black sheep. This prompted an interesting discussion (which I will make relevant to MLP shortly).

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Aug
31st
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - The Metaphysics of Skeleanor · 9:23pm August 31st

A few months ago, I wrote an essay about consciousness, free will, and sapience in relation to the Mean Six. It prompted a pretty great discussion from everypony here.

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Aug
21st
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Cuddlogens · 4:09am August 21st

Hugging is proven to release neuro-chemicals essential to stress relief and mental health.

I call these chemicals “Cuddlogens,” like “Hugotonin,” but I’m reasonably certain that Science has other ideas on the matter.
The point is that POSSUMS ARE FOR SNUGGLING. Discuss.

-Sprocket

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Aug
21st
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - On Friendship and Lies · 3:56am August 21st

My wife wrote a brief friendship essay on her Facebook. It’s not horse-related, but it’s some of the best friendship advise I’ve ever read. Since it has been very well received, and actually seems to be opening up people’s eyes, I’m posting it here.

I edited the profanity to fit the PG standards of this blog, and indicated all of the edits with a [bracket], a “...”, or an asterisk*

On Friendship and Lies

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Aug
10th
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - The Moral of the Story is... · 3:57am August 10th

The moral of Friendship University is that college textbook prices are a scam.

-Sprocket

Please support me on Patreon. That is, if you want to. No pressure of course.

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Aug
1st
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Thoughts on Ponyhype · 1:12am August 1st

Jul
25th
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Becoming the Rainbow · 3:51pm July 25th

Pinkie Pie is prone to depression. You might not know it to look at her, or to talk to her, or to attend one of her parties, but Pinkie’s exuberance? It’s fragile.

It always has been.

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Jun
29th
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - Consciousness and Free Will · 4:23am June 29th

Jun
26th
2018

Help! My Heart is Full of Pony! - A Little Math · 5:41am June 26th

Twilight’s castle has now been part of the show for more episodes than the Golden Oaks Library was.

The Cutie Map has been a driving narrative force for the show for the same number of episodes that the Elements of Harmony and the Tree of Harmony were.

Glimglam too!

How weird is that?

-Sprocket

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