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Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)


My name is Twilight Sprinkle, and my passion is donuts—from the delicate morsels I serve at elegant cocktail parties to the hearty pastries enjoyed by hard-working ponies who get up early. I don’t have friends, I don’t have books, and I sure as the sun don’t have any wings. I don’t care whether you’re here for revenge, for romance, or for a favor. My name is Twilight Sprinkle and I’m not who you think I am, so either buy a donut or get the hay out of my store!

(Edited by the mysterious the masked ferret.)

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 504 )

This gets a thumbs up just for the hilarious premise alone

So, I guess you could saw she... donut have the time for this? Every time someone confuses her with Twilight Sparkle, her... eyes glaze over? But the times when she has to ward off some ancient evil really... take the cake? But is that the... hole story?


8076751 Dammit, Jake!

very cute.

Joe might hav some of those problems since ponies know Twilight does eat there occasionally

Oh yeah, this sounds like it's going to be a hilarious ride. Poor Twilight though... at least she has all of her glorious confectionery treats to keep her mind on. :rainbowlaugh:

I wonder if Twilight Sprinkle will have to deal with Pinkie Pie eventually. :pinkiesmile: Only one way to find out!

There is potential here. Will track and give a provisional upvote for verve.

The premise itself earned a like out of me; after reading it, it was an instant fave. I only wish I could hit the like button twice :rainbowlaugh:

Okay, I have to track this one to see where it goes.

I never laughed at a description and a title and a chapter so hard, so fast in my life. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Thumbs up, and a tracker!

Please sir:fluttercry:, may we have some MOAR!!!!!:pinkiehappy:

Dear god! Why didn't I think of this?!

Feature Boxed at April 5 at 6:10PM PDT at 6th place. Thought you might want to know...:scootangel:

8076751 Well, we already get that she has to éclairify her identity, sometimes before they creme her, but also for other Bavarian reasons. I can't help but think she'll grow a little jelly, if she isn't already.

this is intriguing. I shall read it once all the chapters are up

Ouch, the problems of having the same name as someone famous. Probably worse in Equestria considering most pony names intentionally or coincidentally suit them so she can't just change her name. Well, at least she gets to spend most of her time around donuts- if she'd been named Twilight Sprinkler, she'd have to go into lawn maintenance or something. Following, looking forward to the rest. Too bad a sign alone probably isn't enough to convince idiots to go bother Princess Twilight in Ponyville.

Celestia would probably like to be called Donut Celestia, or rather Cake Celestia would suit her more. :trollestia:


BAHAHAAHAHA!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

And as for the story, looking forward to more...

Hmmm... now this is has a lot of potential. I'll have to track this one.

Plus it's making me hungry for donuts.

I look forward to her encounter with Twilight Spackle or Twahlaht Sporkle.


So glad this finally came out. It felt impossible not spilling the beans while it was in progress.

This is one of the greatest things I've seen in a while.

I can't help but wonder how many other lavender unicorns have to deal with this sort of thing. Twilight Spackle the handymare, Twilight Speckle the artist, Twilight Sporkle the alternative silverware enthusiast...

This seems like a support group waiting to happen.

In any case, this seems like a very entertaining premise. Looking forward to more.

8076891 Agreed... have a fave, a like and a following

This sounds promising. :)

8076952 I know1 all that talk o' donuts, got me hungry for donuts and do nuts too

Hmm... You have successfully intrigued me. Well done, author.

I just spent the better part of a minute laughing.

Okay. I'm on board.

Favorited and tracked

This can only get more amusing from here. Nicely done! :twilightsmile:


I liked the red and black villain at the end. lol





alternative silverware enthusiast

I just really love this phrase.

Yes... Just, yes...

8076751 Holy sheet you're still alive.

:twilightangry2: My name is Twilight Sprinkle you killed my father prepare to die! My name is Twilight Sprinkle you killed my father prepare to die!

:derpytongue2: It was the Stallion with the six fingered Bear paw!

:moustache: As you wish!

:raritystarry: Look out for the rodents of unusual size!

:twilightsheepish: Have a donut !

Don't forget Twilight Spockle the fascinating logician.

It's perfect, like, perfect circle perfect, like a perfect circle glazed donut kind of perfect.

10/10 is good


Twilight Sparkill, the assassin.

Twilight Sportle the Hoofball star.

Twilight Sparta, the history buff.

Twifight Sparkle, the MMA fighter.

Highlight Sparkle, the marker manufacturer.

Headlight Sparkle, the carriage salespony.


Don't defeat them with friendship. Defeat them with sugary donutey goodness!

It's Twilight Sprinkle's nemesis, the Dread Donut Steel!

Toilet Sparkle - Royal Sanitation Engineer and plumber.

Names are likely to duplicate, but it's more of a stretch that she also looks just like pre-Alicorn Twilight Sparkle, [1] But then considering how freely the artists reuse models for background ponies, it's only Protagonist Status that prevents Equestria being overrun with knockoffs of the Mane Five. (Heck, Moondancer is clearly a Twilight recolor with fake eyebrows glued on. :pinkiehappy: )

A fun idea over all, and I will be interested to seeing where this goes. Will Inkie Pie, Ace Reporter, also be making an appearance?

[1] Rather strongly indicated by the cover picture, and "Swabbing the countertop with a rag was almost reflexive for me. “Yeah, maybe if he was named Donut Celestia, grew fifty percent taller, bleached his fur, and had an ethereal floating pastel mane.

This reminds me of that old story about Twilight Sporkle ... I never got to finish it before it vanished off the interwebs .. :fluttercry:

I may have gotten this one wrong, but the man who invented the pizza Raffaele Esposito was a body double of King Umberto the 1st of Italy... apparently there were more than a few similarities between the two men besides appearance. And, it's considered one of the top 25 coincidences of all time.

King Umberto I of Italy had a weird dining experience when he found that he and the owner of a restaurant at which he was eating were born on the same day in the same town and had both married a woman named Margherita. On July 29, 1900, the king learned that the restaurant owner had been shot and killed in the street. Later that day, the king was also assassinated.

Never mind... it's apparently a hoax.

There Really was a Twilight Sporkle story.
Sporkle was from an alternate reality where her talent was baking cakes. She got sucked into the main universe where she started a business and got herself a boyfriend. It was really sweet .. well before the story died and vanished off the website ...


Oh my god, stop posting! :facehoof: :derpytongue2:

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