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This is the most glorious thing.
5409092
Wow. I did not see that coming.
5409107 Mission accomplished! Also, General Patton was my grandmother's great uncle. Or something.
5409112 you serious or are you trolling me?
Perfect ending
I'll be honest, I was not expecting this. Normally, whenever in a HiE the human says he/she eats meat, every pony loses their shit. Even Fluttershy, who would be the most understanding when it comes to that matter. But no, you sir did it fucking right.
5409115 Serious. Patton is in my family tree.
5409164 Ha, thanks!
Angel deserves to die. Definately.
DEATH TO THE EVIL RABBIT, BUNNY THING. KILL IT KILL IT.
Man, what asshole thought this was a good idea? Oh, wait.
5409342 And what idiot decided to follow your advice? Oh, wait.
HA! That twist ending!
Alrighty. Great job. It was funny,
yes angel deserves to die, but as with the idiot who attacks alucard one can only respond with 'good luck with that'
Agreed. Let's kill that wabbit.
But on a serious note. Just ask the Griffons. They've got to have a solution.
At first I was was about to weigh in on the dietary nonsense, as I deal with that field on an daily basis. But then I read the story and laughed my ass off at the punchline. Good job, I loved it!
I am quite happy to not have to to go to great lengths to explain how some idiots(I mean vegans... eww) can get all nine essential amino acids from various combinations of grains, seeds, legumes, and souls of innocents sacrificed to eldritch horrors, and avoid being vitamin deficient entirely. So much trouble... when it's just so much easier to murderhobo a pig or cow and eat it with gravy (fuck yeah gravy!)
5409596 I'm glad you liked it. And yes, gravy is the best. So many things you can do with a roux!
Oh my god my sides.
This has less views than my fic, but my god it deserves way more!
Great job.
5409181 that is pretty damn cool
Ending got me.
Why not just eat ponies who have died and signed the donate-all-tissues form? Or brain-dead ponies, that way he could be a vegetarian.
5410066
Learn to biology.
5410295
Its a joke.
5409181
Patton?
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(M46 Patton)
Yeah, last time I tried to pick an apple off of a tree, the tree ran away.
5410513 Well, trees can't run away. Neither can celery, or carrots, or spinach.
Yet, plants are very much alive. They have developed armor. Some of them have teeth. Many have poison. They react when they are injured. It can change their behavior. Have you ever felt a plant's pain? I've cut boring worms out of a squash vine, then carefully taped it back together. I spent ten years caring for a carnival rose bush. I knew when it was in pain. I knew when it was happy.
I've seen many deer. I've killed many. I've let many walk past. I've looked into their cold black eyes as I wait for them to take their last breath. There is no spark. No more than my rose bush, or squash vine. If you do X, a deer will respond with Y. Every time. No more complicated than a plant. There are animals, like dogs, with something more. I would never eat a dog.
I don't know whether you think I don't esteem animals high enough, or whether you don't esteem plants high enough.
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not just that but depending on your definition of living only a virus is considered not living, if you are devote catholic a zygot is a living being. its all what you choose to believe.
also, yeah angel is a dick; eat him.
Thank you. That stupid rabbit has hurt and manipulated Fluttershy so much, and none of her friends have ever done anything about it. I have no problem with feeding the little bugger to someone else to save a life. Or even just for an absolutely average meal. Or just to bury in the backyard.
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hmmmm. rabbit. *drools* just a quick bop on the head, and its done for. >:3
5409826 but then he has another problem. there's only 1 angel bunny. that's not gonna last him a long time.
mmm. a nice hassenpfeffer sounds really nice right now. the only problem is that it requires bacon to do properly
Oh this was epic
That last mentioning... This truly deserves a comedy tag. Keep up the good work!
Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!
Now the question remains: How will Fluttershy take having to kill her favorite pet?
No lie. This made me very happy. Nothin like good ol' Angel Bunny stew to make my day.
Sir...I have no words beyond these:
Take my thumbs up! Take My Favorite! TAKE MY SOUL. Or actually, just have my laughs. They taste better. :D
All that for that one stupid joke.
Worth it.
Hello, I am your psychiatrist today! I can also be your lawyer.
So you say you killed a bunny who was being mean to everybody? And may I ask who the owner was?
...
Yup, I'm out of here.
GOOD LUCK FACING FUCKING FLUTTERSHY IN FRICKING RAGE MODE!
Fricking crazy ponies.
Ha! And after that's over... well, ponies, cows, donkey, and goats do all die naturally as well. So he could get by on a diet of aged beef. Assuming that Equestrian physics warps biology enough to make 'must eat red meat' a literal truism there, even if it's not true in our universe. Theirs might be a simpler logic - carnivores must eat meat, herbivores must eat plants, omnivores must eat some of everything.
But, humans are omnivores. He could totally survive on a vegetarian diet.
Brilliant
Well, that happened
Hap, now you need to add another story to your "featured" list.
Also, screw Angel.
You won.
5412430 Hey! You take your science and your facts and you get out of here, sir!