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Sir Starshine


People say the earth is flat like a quarter. I'm wondering what kind of vending machine takes a whole planet for a snack.

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Celestia is a princess, elegant, regal, and certainly not secretly trying to mess with everyone around her for her own amusement...

Brought to you by watching Jordanis play Untitled Goose Game a bunch. Plus having Celestia be the goose instead of making Celestia deal with the goose was also his idea, and he edited it super well, so pretty much this is Jordanis' story, I just wrote bits of it.

Story is now complete!

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After sending Twilight to Ponyville, Princess Celestia demands letters from her but when Twilight starts to complain, Celestia becomes unhappy and replies to her letters in her own way. Some chapters will be done in live action because some events need to be seen instead of simply written about after the event.

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Dedicated to the end of the MLP G4 series. You will be forever in our hearts. :pinkiesad2: :fluttershysad:


Princess Twilight Sparkle, the ruler of Equestria, is hungry at 1am, and she’s in the mood for hayburgers, so she has some sent to her royal castle in Canterlot.

And that’s it. Nothing else happens.

(PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT canon to my other story, A mane fit for a princess.)

This was another one of my "impulse writes." So, proofreading may be a little spotty.

Contains minor series finale spoilers. You have been warned.

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Once all her friends have passed on, Princess Twilight has one final lesson to teach them: what immortality, the afterlife, and having good friends truly means... when everyone lives...

Written prior to the series finale, so no spoilers here, just a fitting tribute to the characters and the series we've come to enjoy so much.

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Fluttershy finds Sunset's porn stash.

It's... not exactly what she expected.

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Sunset has a pretty unique job, streaming online! She talked about her job in passing, but when she misses a sleepover to do her job, the girls are just curious enough to check it out. What they find is a whole lot more of their friend than they expected.

Original concept by AmIDeadInside


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

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Mort, also known as the Pale Pony (of Death), has been tasked to take time off from his rigorous duties of reaping souls. Seeking guidance, he is directed towards the town of Ponyville, to learn about the magic of friendship from Twilight Sparkle and her friends. All he needs to do is keep his true nature a secret. That shouldn't be too difficult...right?

Special thanks to Specter-Von-Baren and Pyrite Foolsgold for their help in proofreading and editing this story, as I really needed it. Additional thanks to Pilate, Chuckle5, Unimpressive Vagaries and Admiral Biscuit as well! Couldn't have done it without all their help!

Credit for the title card goes to Siansaar, AKA Carnifex.

For another excellent take on Mort, check out Sip's version!

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Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.

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Robot Chicken Pony is a series of random shorts revolving around everyone's favorite pastel-colored ponies. The only consistency is inconsistency and the only logic is chaos!
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Now with pseudorandom chapter updates!

Featured on 23 April & 11 July & August 24 2022!!!

Featured on 10 March 2024!!!

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Knit Wit is a kind pony who admires the Princesses.

Knit Wit is also an idiot.

He asks Celestia to extinguish the sun.

Madness follows...

Contains: Upset Celestia, brainless ponies, desired use of alcohol, time stopping, and face hoofing.

Featured 3-15-19 to 3-19-19!

UPDATE: I brought back the original beginning. I honestly hated the one I’ve been using for the last 3 months. I like the current one a lot more.

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