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// Special:  Colgate's Summons 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Fluttershy, 

I am writing you to inform you that your local dentist, Dr. White Tooth is retiring and he is sending all patient records up to me so effective immediately, you are my patient and I do need to see you for a new patient intake appointment.  I am doing these intake appointments this weekend and I have scheduled yours for Saturday at noon in my office.  Failure to appear will result in not only me charging you for a missed appointment but also an inconvenience fee of 75 bits, both of which will require payment in seven days unless you want legal charges pressed against you.  See you on Saturday. 

Dr. M. Colgate 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

I'm certain you probably won't care and will probably side with her but is it true?  Is Dr. White Tooth really shutting down here and sending all his patient records up to Colgate?  Am I going to be forced to go and see the pony who maimed me and nearly killed me?  Even worse, Colgate has scheduled me for an intake appointment on Saturday and I really don't want to have to be her patient.  Isn't there something you could do to stop this?  Could you please find another dentist to put here in Ponyville as soon as possible?  If you are the kind, loving leader you claim to be, you will help me! 

Sincerely, 

Fluttershy





Dear Fluttershy, 

It is true about Dr. White Tooth.  As you know he is extremely old and has decided to retire.  Regarding him sending all his patients up to Colgate, that is a lie.  She is always booked solid for three months at a time anyway so she certainly wouldn't be taking in any new patients.  At the moment, he has an intern that will be taking over once he retires. 

I know of plans she has for you but I think I know of a way for you to free yourself from such a cruel fate.  When you go to that appointment, I know she will likely demand money right away.  Tell her to bill me for it, I will pay it because I personally think she is going too far.  From what she has told me, not only does she, but also her friends have horrible plans for you.  Yes you have been a conniving little bitch in the past and committed treason but still, I wouldn't wish what she has planned for you on anypony, well anypony except for Twilight. 

I remember when you took care of Rarity's Manehattan boutique, one that I am getting plenty of tax revenue from, and you played multiple shop pony characters....Rarity bitched to me about it.  What I want you to do is play one of those roles, preferably the one that acted like a dingbat and said "like" every other word.  That will cause Colgate to deem you as a mental defect and any plans she may have had for you will vanish.  

Good luck with your intake and remember, act like a ditz and your future will be much brighter. 

Looking out for You (for a change), 

Princess Celestia 





Dr. Colgate, 

Ok, I will be up there for that intake appointment at noon on Saturday.  See you then. 

Sincerely, 

Fluttershy