//------------------------------// // Things not to say to Princess Cadence // Story: Robot Pony // by Dreadnought //------------------------------// Things no one should ever say to Princess Cadence: "Shining Armor is just a trophy husband, isn't he?" "Who's Flurry Heart's real father?" "In my fanfic you're shipped with Chrysalis." "In my fanfic you're shipped with Tirek." "What is it you'd say you do around here?" "If you're the Princess of Love, then why are all your friends single?" "Princess of Love? More like Princess of Kinky." "Chrysalis made a better Princess Cadence." "All hail King Sombra!" "I hate pink." "I read a book about you and Shining Armor. It was called Fifty Shades of Neigh." TV STATIC